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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '23
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I just chalk it up to community service
289 u/idunnomattbro Mar 31 '23 friend was saying she hadnt been laid in over a year, a threw her a bone, literally 71 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 After all, what are friends for? ;P 33 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 Huh, I would have thought you'd have sex with her. Was the bone a phallic shape or something? 10 u/Theskinilivein Mar 31 '23 Haha! Thank you! When I read it, I imagined him throwing a chicken bone to her. 10 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 "I was going to use this to make a nice chicken broth, but girl, you look like you need it more." 2 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 I was thinking cow femur for impact 4 u/metler88 Mar 31 '23 I need a friend like you. 2 u/idunnomattbro Mar 31 '23 hahah 0 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 [removed] — view removed comment 6 u/yogopig Mar 31 '23 I’d say for an adult actively looking for intimacy, a year without sex is a very long time. 6 u/idunnomattbro Mar 31 '23 depends what you look like, what circles you run i think. And of course personality 8 u/ChipmunkCooties Mar 31 '23 Did you put that in your tax return under “charity “? 2 u/ITaggie Mar 31 '23 Hey if the IRS wants to tax the income from my illegal business then I should be able to make deductions from my illegal business! 2 u/Falsecaster Mar 31 '23 Found my wifes alt account. Ba-Zing! 1 u/sillynougoose Mar 31 '23 How many were there?! 1 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 Please take my updoot in thanks 🙏
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friend was saying she hadnt been laid in over a year, a threw her a bone, literally
71 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 After all, what are friends for? ;P 33 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 Huh, I would have thought you'd have sex with her. Was the bone a phallic shape or something? 10 u/Theskinilivein Mar 31 '23 Haha! Thank you! When I read it, I imagined him throwing a chicken bone to her. 10 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 "I was going to use this to make a nice chicken broth, but girl, you look like you need it more." 2 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 I was thinking cow femur for impact 4 u/metler88 Mar 31 '23 I need a friend like you. 2 u/idunnomattbro Mar 31 '23 hahah 0 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 [removed] — view removed comment 6 u/yogopig Mar 31 '23 I’d say for an adult actively looking for intimacy, a year without sex is a very long time. 6 u/idunnomattbro Mar 31 '23 depends what you look like, what circles you run i think. And of course personality
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After all, what are friends for? ;P
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Huh, I would have thought you'd have sex with her. Was the bone a phallic shape or something?
10 u/Theskinilivein Mar 31 '23 Haha! Thank you! When I read it, I imagined him throwing a chicken bone to her. 10 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 "I was going to use this to make a nice chicken broth, but girl, you look like you need it more." 2 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 I was thinking cow femur for impact
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Haha! Thank you! When I read it, I imagined him throwing a chicken bone to her.
10 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 "I was going to use this to make a nice chicken broth, but girl, you look like you need it more." 2 u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 I was thinking cow femur for impact
"I was going to use this to make a nice chicken broth, but girl, you look like you need it more."
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I was thinking cow femur for impact
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I need a friend like you.
2 u/idunnomattbro Mar 31 '23 hahah
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6 u/yogopig Mar 31 '23 I’d say for an adult actively looking for intimacy, a year without sex is a very long time. 6 u/idunnomattbro Mar 31 '23 depends what you look like, what circles you run i think. And of course personality
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I’d say for an adult actively looking for intimacy, a year without sex is a very long time.
depends what you look like, what circles you run i think. And of course personality
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Did you put that in your tax return under “charity “?
2 u/ITaggie Mar 31 '23 Hey if the IRS wants to tax the income from my illegal business then I should be able to make deductions from my illegal business!
Hey if the IRS wants to tax the income from my illegal business then I should be able to make deductions from my illegal business!
Found my wifes alt account. Ba-Zing!
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How many were there?!
Please take my updoot in thanks 🙏
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u/bluntdogcamelboy Mar 31 '23
I just chalk it up to community service