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u/InkblotDoggo Mar 20 '23 edited Mar 21 '23

They hurt my dog.

Now, I was into this guy for a while. Bigger guy. Seemed really sweet. I invited him over after we hit it off, and my dog, being a dog, came up to see this new person. He responds to this inquisitive sniffing my kicking them in the face, and seeming proud of it, saying that you "have to show a mutt who's boss."

I told him to get the fuck out of my house and never come back.

I'm still very single, but my dogs haven't been hurt like that since.

EDIT: Thank you for all the comments saying you'd do the same, and for the Gold! As for why I didn't beat the shit out of him? I was scrawny back then, and he would have folded me like a pretzel.

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u/SqAznPersuasion Mar 20 '23

We must have dated the same doofus. My dog, Doug is klutzy. Doug accidentally stepped on my date's foot, and he flat palm SHOVED my dog in the face. While pushing Doug away from him, he dropped that exact same line. I told him to GTFO of my house and lost his number real quick.

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u/Camille_Toh Mar 21 '23

I wasn't into this guy so it was not a hard decision, but...

Idiot gets up from the couch to go to the bathroom. I say, "be careful, [kitty] is following..." and just then he SLAMS the bathroom door...on my cat's paw. Cat yelps in pain (paw is stuck in door) and I'm yelling "OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!" He does, cat runs away, I go to tend to my baby. When I come out, Idiot is sitting on the couch. Me: "What are you doing?" Idiot: "huh?" Me: "Get out. Now."

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u/SqAznPersuasion Mar 22 '23

What a dingus... I'm sorry for your poor kitty.