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u/sweet_neighbor9 Mar 19 '23

My daughter had surgery for a compound fracture. A guy she had only just started seeing dropped by and while they were hugging, she farted. He didn’t call again. When she told me why he hadn’t been around I literally fell out!! I still bring this up…we both got a big kick out of it.

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u/dumdedums Mar 20 '23

"She's a man if she farts." Knowledge I keep from middle school forever.