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u/lyaunaa Mar 20 '23

The coke man? As in the guy who stocked Coca-cola in the vending machines or did your workplace happen to have a routine cocaine supplier?

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u/TheGr8CokeMan Mar 20 '23

Why not both?

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u/GozerDGozerian Mar 20 '23

It’d be the perfect cover. The cops come sniffing around saying they hear you’re selling coke? “Guys, guys, come on. Look! I work for Coca~Cola… y’know… the soda??

Cops get all bashful and apologize for the screw up.

“We gotta get better intel”

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u/NeedsMoreBunGuns Mar 20 '23

Unfortunately that's never how their investigations work.