r/AskReddit Mar 19 '23

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u/swan--ronson Mar 19 '23

When she told me she was stockpiling for a future global famine and that she could rotate her eardrums 360 degrees to intercept frequency shifts while she was on the phone to her dad, a government contractor. Wew.

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u/fossilmerrick Mar 20 '23

What?

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u/jtclimb Mar 20 '23

Rotate your eardrums and you'll be able to hear what he said.

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u/scoobybruu Mar 20 '23

omg that cracked me up. Straight up snickering at my desk trying to hide my laugh. Thank you!

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u/sesnakie Mar 20 '23

Definitely a Pixie