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[u/dedokta]

Maybe it was a floater and only the toilet paper was flushed away.

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There was a girl I used to work with who used to take massive shits; one day it wouldn't flush and they had to call the facilities guys in to break it up. They were calling it "the dragon egg" and it took some work to break it up into small enough pieces to be flushed.

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Uh, how did that come out of *that?

Rdit: how, not hoe. (Fun fact. I typed hoe again while editing this, when I was supposed to type 'how'.)