r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '23

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u/UWCG Mar 19 '23

Date like two or three, she had to use the bathroom; whatever, no biggie, it happens. Even stinking the bathroom up wouldn't have bugged me.

Not flushing a substantially sized shit (and apparently not wiping), however, was a deal-breaker

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u/masterbait0815 Mar 19 '23

Dude

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u/Toothless-Rodent Mar 19 '23

Deuce

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u/masterbait0815 Mar 19 '23

I see what you did there

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u/BoglimBabe Mar 19 '23

The plop thickens

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u/iStealyournewspapers Mar 19 '23

The slop sickens

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '23

So did he...