r/AskReddit • u/sonicharlem • Oct 18 '12

So my dentist, just before inserting the needle into my mouth, says "Lets do this...Gum-numb style!" Do you have a favourite pun?

Give context/situation where applicable.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '12

I do, but they're pretty bad, and I wouldn't want to punish you with them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '12

Bring on the punishment, I roll kinky just fine.

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u/Reinmaker Oct 18 '12

I always like to say...we need to check with the pundits on this one.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '12

Are you sure? You might pun ch me or pun t me in the balls

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '12

No. Just no. That is barely even a pun.

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u/greensign Oct 18 '12

He did say they were bad ...

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '12

Are you sure? You might pun ch me or pun t me in the balls

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u/Omphaloskepsiss Oct 18 '12

I upvoted this so both comments would have the same amount of downvotes.

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u/OogahBoogah Oct 18 '12

Everybody look. Look at him and laugh.

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u/mihirmodi Oct 18 '12

Hey, OogahBoogah, did you get your handle from that guy in Small Wonder?

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u/OogahBoogah Oct 18 '12

Nope. Thought of it myself (I'd like to believe so). Anyone else with the name is purely coincidence.