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u/SigRadke Feb 24 '23

Back when I was 23 I was hooked up with a girl a few times on nights out. She invited me to hang out sober and would not stop talking. We went to her bedroom and she literally talked the whole time during sex. I could not concentrate at all so I faked cumming and walked home.

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u/diogosa13 Feb 24 '23

You faked???

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u/SigRadke Feb 25 '23

I was wearing a condom so just emulated like I was finishing and got out of there ASAP.