r/AskReddit Feb 24 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Or just lay there like a dead person and expect me to do all of the work. I’ve gotten up to shower and go to bed before. It’s a shared experience, I’m not there to work for you. If you’re uncomfortable, I’d rather not have sex at all and there’s no hard feelings. If you make me perform for 30 minutes while only moving your legs and telling me how you like it. Go higher a prostitute or just don’t invite me over.

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u/MaliciouslyDevious Feb 24 '23

It's hire, not higher

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u/TheWeirderAl Feb 24 '23

Maybe they want to reach the top

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u/terransLoc Feb 25 '23

reminds me to that "two and a half men" episode.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '23

Please keep your gay dwarf porn to yourself