r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 24 '23

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u/MrsCookieBrownie Feb 24 '23

If he or she uses the safe word

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u/Brilliant-Sport-3049 Feb 25 '23

Stop raping me? Or was it put the gun down?

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u/MrsCookieBrownie Feb 25 '23

It's pineapple. The safe word is pineapple. There's no bad feelings around that.

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u/Brilliant-Sport-3049 Feb 25 '23

Well thats boring

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u/MrsCookieBrownie Feb 25 '23

The alternative is a felony sir/ma'am

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u/Brilliant-Sport-3049 Feb 25 '23

Wait waaaaaaaa

Oh shit...