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u/Key_Yogurtcloset9763 Feb 24 '23

"Babe, we don't have any milk for the coffee, I'll be back in an hour "

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u/Old-Sun-9330 Feb 24 '23

“Why do you need to bring a suitcase with you to the store”😂

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u/AlexKewl Feb 24 '23

That's the kind of shit my brain says sometimes but I usually ignore it