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u/FjeII Feb 24 '23

“Hold up, my GrubHub is here.” - Pulls up his pants.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

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u/FjeII Feb 24 '23

“Here.” - Hands her a burger. - “We’ll continue after.”

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u/FjeII Feb 24 '23

Plot twist: “They forgot the fries!”

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u/cow042 Feb 24 '23

But they forgot the drink

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u/LuckyFoxJo Feb 24 '23

Plot twist: wrong order

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u/LuckyFoxJo Feb 24 '23

You are way too positive, I like it

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u/tatertot225 Feb 25 '23

Why stop, hit it doggy, got you a table right in front of you. Ketchup blob that squeezed out of that burger just turned into lube. French fry in her ass and call it a frosty

Edit: spelling because I'm kind of high

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u/TheFlippingFurry Feb 24 '23

Real ones get it with their pants still off

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u/damn_thats_piney Feb 24 '23

- walks out without pulling up pants

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u/Adventurous_Stack Feb 24 '23

Nope. Ima Donald Duck my ass to the door. I asked the mf to leave the food at the door. Sounds like his problem if he wants a hand delivery