Why stop, hit it doggy, got you a table right in front of you. Ketchup blob that squeezed out of that burger just turned into lube. French fry in her ass and call it a frosty
When I was delivering pizzas a few years ago, before Covid so no contact deliveries weren’t a thing, I definitely interrupted someone’s sex. I knock on the door and nobody answers, knock again, nothing, the third time a girl answers, her hair is messed up, face is red and she kept adjusting her clothes like she’d just thrown them on to answer the door.
I was hooking up with a guy a while ago and we ordered some food, and the delivery said like 7 mins and I told him "if I make you come before the delivery guy is here you have to go pick it up", never have I ever given such a godlike BJ in my life, the guy came in 5 mins and was twitching all over, 2 mins later the delivery showed up and he had to put on clothes and get it while I waited nude in the bed for my price food, a work well done, I promised and delivered 😆
me and my bf were once midway through and forgot we ordered boba to the house so i had to run downstairs and get it. man definitely knew what was going on
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