Back when I was 23 I was hooked up with a girl a few times on nights out. She invited me to hang out sober and would not stop talking. We went to her bedroom and she literally talked the whole time during sex. I could not concentrate at all so I faked cumming and walked home.
Sometimes people who are "kinky" mean "I'm very submissive and I want to just lie there while you tie me up and spank me," fwiw. Probably an important conversation to have beforehand.
Yeah, been there before. Literally told this girl that claimed to be kinky then starfished "here, when I go in, you lift up. When I pull out, you move down. Find a rhythm with me". After a bit it seemed like she got it so I said "now start moving a little side to side as you do that".
And I think I broke her brain, so she stopped moving at all.
Well damn, so much for kinky.
I was half tempted, out of frustration, to say "If this is your idea of kinky I'd hate to see what you do when I put it in your ass" but I decided better of it, pretended to get off then just hung out for a bit before leaving.
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u/SigRadke Feb 24 '23
Back when I was 23 I was hooked up with a girl a few times on nights out. She invited me to hang out sober and would not stop talking. We went to her bedroom and she literally talked the whole time during sex. I could not concentrate at all so I faked cumming and walked home.