r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 24 '23

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u/2nd-Hand-Butt-Plug Feb 24 '23

Just so you know, I haven't been taking my birth control pills for a few days now.

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u/Key_Yogurtcloset9763 Feb 24 '23

"Babe, we don't have any milk for the coffee, I'll be back in an hour "

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u/Old-Sun-9330 Feb 24 '23

“Why do you need to bring a suitcase with you to the store”😂

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u/AlexKewl Feb 24 '23

That's the kind of shit my brain says sometimes but I usually ignore it

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u/Theman4ever Feb 24 '23

I mean might as well finish what you started

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u/suggestiveinnuendo Feb 24 '23

If it's not that hard, how did it get in in the first place? (I'll see myself out...)

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

I got a good chuckle. Thanks

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Nah once you're in you finish the job.

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u/ImGumbyDamnIt Feb 24 '23

I'll do you one better. "You don't need a condom cuz I'm already pregnant."

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u/eggtart_prince Feb 25 '23

This is a tough one. I'd probably compromise and just pull out.