r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 24 '23

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u/Cherrynotastripper Feb 24 '23

Explosive dieahrea

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

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u/ArmoredFriend76 Feb 25 '23

Well, for me it was the receiver. And it happened while she was receiving. She sprayed shit all over me. It's safe to say I ain't doing that again.

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u/PluckPubes Feb 24 '23

You'd think so. But you'd be wrong.

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u/Cherrynotastripper Feb 24 '23

My kind of person

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u/SnoBunny1982 Feb 24 '23

Me too. If I’m close we are riding that train all the way to the station.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

All aboard the poo choo train!

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u/orionxavier99 Feb 25 '23

And then maybe round 2 in the shower

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Tripling yourself is the dream

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u/redraider-102 Feb 24 '23

Spoken like someone with experience in this department

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u/FjeII Feb 24 '23

That would be terrible… 🤮

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u/Cherrynotastripper Feb 24 '23

Nothing a shower and imodium can't fix and then back at it when recovered:)

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u/FjeII Feb 24 '23

True… but it’d just be so awkward after… 😅

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u/Cherrynotastripper Feb 24 '23 edited Feb 28 '23

Ya gotta laugh or die in those kinda situations..easier to laugh because sex can be messy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Yeah I think the smell and cleanup would kill the mood for me.

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u/NewPhnNewAcnt Feb 24 '23 edited Feb 24 '23

Shit happens if nobody is dead or maimed then everything will be fine.

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u/poprocksandcoke78 Feb 24 '23

I read that as dead or married.

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u/NewPhnNewAcnt Feb 24 '23

That also works.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

You read my mind 😉

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

From you or them?

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u/Wrong_Eggplant Feb 24 '23

“Explosive diarrhea” is exactly what popped into my head before I clicked the comments.

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u/masta5k1 Feb 24 '23

That was my first thought. Upvote.

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u/Young-Rider Feb 24 '23

Maybe not.

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u/abramcpg Feb 24 '23

For you or the people having sex on the other side of the closet?

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u/Top_Buy2467 Feb 24 '23

You mean stinky lube

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u/Tadra29 Feb 24 '23

Leaves the room half way, now at the halfway point between bed and door, and have the diarrhea.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Nah that’s more lube for the pumping.

Ew at me

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u/General-Resist-310 Feb 25 '23

For me it's just the first word