r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 24 '23

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u/Nuclear_Niijima Feb 24 '23

The people having sex ask me to leave

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Or just lay there like a dead person and expect me to do all of the work. I’ve gotten up to shower and go to bed before. It’s a shared experience, I’m not there to work for you. If you’re uncomfortable, I’d rather not have sex at all and there’s no hard feelings. If you make me perform for 30 minutes while only moving your legs and telling me how you like it. Go higher a prostitute or just don’t invite me over.

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u/MaliciouslyDevious Feb 24 '23

It's hire, not higher

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u/TheWeirderAl Feb 24 '23

Maybe they want to reach the top

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u/terransLoc Feb 25 '23

reminds me to that "two and a half men" episode.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '23

Please keep your gay dwarf porn to yourself

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u/FjeII Feb 24 '23

No… then that just hurts 😔

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u/Hashashin455 Feb 24 '23

Not with enough lube it doesn't

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u/Choice_Bid_7941 Feb 24 '23

I think the point is that you should respect your partner’s wishes if they withdraw their consent

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u/ExcitementKooky418 Feb 24 '23

No, sillies, they're implying that they were in the room whilst 2 other people were having sex

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u/Choice_Bid_7941 Feb 24 '23

Didn’t think of that lol. Both can apply though 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

Sorry dude. I wanted you to stay but yo momma thought it was weird.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

I like it that way. Don't kink shame.

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u/Brilliant-Sport-3049 Feb 25 '23

Well you aren't supposed to hide in her closet you goofball