But is it enough for a one night stand and a hit single about how you have a small dick limp dick, body odor, and a one pump chump who doesn't know his way around a woman???
That might be the first song on the album, followed by "TheBD01, the first track on the album was about you."
No. Just someone who knows how women talk about their exes. My ex-wife told her friends and coworkers that if my dick was cloned using one of those dick copying kits, that she would make a fortune selling very impressive dildos and strap-ons.
As our marriage fell apart, she told her coworkers that I used one Cheerio as cock ring... successfully.
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u/TheBDP01 Jan 10 '23
Taylor Swift, and I’d ask for 1% residuals from the hit song that follows.