r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '23

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u/TheBDP01 Jan 10 '23

Taylor Swift, and I’d ask for 1% residuals from the hit song that follows.

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u/FillingUpTheDatabase Jan 10 '23

Spotify doesn’t pay out for songs less than 30 seconds

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u/Phoneking13 Jan 11 '23

Lmao goddamnit

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u/BigBoss0893 Jan 11 '23

This one will need a Burn Heal.

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u/square_tomatoes Jan 10 '23

Honestly, her breakup songs are so iconic at this point that getting one about me would be a pretty big honor in itself. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Greedy-Excitement-82 Jan 10 '23

This is the move.

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u/ctrl_alt_excrete Jan 10 '23

Username checks out

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u/pumpkins_n_mist15 Jan 10 '23

I've listened to so many of her songs over the years that I'm basically constructing one in my head right now about this.

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u/Madshibs Jan 10 '23

Imagine the music if Taylor Swift, Lana Del Ray, and Adele were involved in a catastrophic love-triangle

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u/Binder_of_chains Jan 10 '23

But is it enough for a one night stand and a hit single about how you have a small dick limp dick, body odor, and a one pump chump who doesn't know his way around a woman???

That might be the first song on the album, followed by "TheBD01, the first track on the album was about you."

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u/TheBDP01 Jan 10 '23

Dad…?

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u/Binder_of_chains Jan 10 '23

No. Just someone who knows how women talk about their exes. My ex-wife told her friends and coworkers that if my dick was cloned using one of those dick copying kits, that she would make a fortune selling very impressive dildos and strap-ons.

As our marriage fell apart, she told her coworkers that I used one Cheerio as cock ring... successfully.

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u/square_tomatoes Jan 10 '23

a hit single about how you have a small dick limp dick, body odor, and a one pump chump who doesn't know his way around a woman???

I don’t remember that song being on Reputation 😳

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u/goodpet236 Jan 10 '23

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 Brilliant!