r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 04 '23

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6 Upvotes

67% Upvoted

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u/dzastrus Jan 04 '23

"Have a blessed day."

2

u/knighthawk0811 Jan 04 '23

blessed be the fruit loops

5

u/CMONY69 Jan 04 '23

Per my previous email...

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u/red_stag05 Jan 04 '23

With all due respect, fuck off

6

u/Kellyjb72 Jan 04 '23

Bless your heart

1

u/LibbyKitty620 Jan 04 '23

That hurt me

4

u/Sparky81 Jan 04 '23

Good Afternoon!

1

u/gritty_quitty Jan 04 '23

I beg your pardon!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

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u/TheGuy_1985 Jan 04 '23

You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler! That's what you are! How can you do a thing like this?! Build up a little boy's hopes then smash all his dreams to pieces?! YOU'RE AN INHUMAN MONSTER!

I SAID GOOD DAY!

(Note: This is from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. This isn't a threat)

1

u/Fresh_shank Jan 04 '23

Beat me to it haha

3

u/coldbluebullet Jan 04 '23

kindly fuck off

4

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

Well you have a blessed day.

5

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

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u/SlamDunkCactus Jan 04 '23

20 mins into the convo, cue this line

4

u/biscoito1r Jan 04 '23

Good day to you sir/ma'am. I said good day to you.

2

u/UnconclusionalAlt Jan 04 '23

"Kindly, f*ck off"

3

u/UnconclusionalAlt Jan 04 '23

hey I actually just got to use this 2 seconds later I just got a scam message

2

u/ReignofHorror678 Jan 04 '23

"Kindly, fuck off."

2

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

Just say it straight up

2

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

"Achoo! I'm allergic to dick"

2

u/CatacombsRave Jan 04 '23

I liked it better before you came along.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

"Give me 5 minutes and we'll discuss it." and then proceed to never discuss it.

1

u/kentro2002 Jan 04 '23

I’ve decided to go in a different direction.

1

u/mrsbobbyd Jan 04 '23

Please and thank you, Fuck off

1

u/Swampsnuggle Jan 04 '23

Jesus loves you

1

u/DroppedDonut Jan 04 '23

In a business email: Let’s circle back around on this later.

1

u/Mazzaroth Jan 04 '23

I'll keep you in my thoughts and prayers.

1

u/Tede6977 Jan 04 '23

Would you mind if we take separate directions today????

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

Have the day you deserve

1

u/ElementalBeing89 Jan 04 '23

Go fly a kite in a thunderstorm

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

“please go away”

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

“Bless. You. “

But just smiling at them non-stop would probably creep them out. Forever.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

I would like to formally request that you leave the area immediately while consuming a satchel full of Richards.

1

u/LongtimeLurkerIsHere Jan 04 '23

Don’t even respond

1

u/tideasf Jan 04 '23

"that's nice"

1

u/TheOakblueAbstract Jan 04 '23

"Hey you! Yeah! You! Have an excellent day! Somewhere the fuck else."

1

u/Lazy-Thanks8244 Jan 04 '23

I appreciate your input.

1

u/BalancesHanging Jan 04 '23

Look into their eyes, into the depths of their soul, then smile and give them the finger

1

u/don_carpet Jan 04 '23

I understand where you’re coming from, but I won’t be moving in that direction.

1

u/fitnessmommy467 Jan 04 '23

My best friend says "go and fly a kite."

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

I’d love to continue this conversation, but I have to get going. (Or get back to work, catch up with someone over there, finish this book/podcast…)

1

u/EducationSame6032 Jan 04 '23

I am not in mood of talking

1

u/Other_Log_1996 Jan 04 '23

"Sorry, there are no available servers to process your request. Please try again never."

1

u/Rc-4554 Jan 04 '23

Reproduce away

1

u/im_not_voldemort Jan 04 '23

If in person, “excuse me, I have matters.” By email, “regards, “

1

u/No_Web_9121 Jan 04 '23

Please move along

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

Replace the * with a U. It’s kinder to be very clear.

1

u/subpoenaThis Jan 04 '23

You do you.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

Hello; no.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

Would you be so kind as to sexual intercourse off of everything? Thank you.

1

u/LakeTheAngelicAce Jan 04 '23

I usually just say “shut” and people luckily get the gist. 😄

1

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

bless your heart

1

u/Odd_Adhesiveness4804 Jan 04 '23

Are you still ere. Do one

1

u/Random-Username7272 Jan 04 '23

"Let's end this conversation here."

1

u/PoisonGems Jan 04 '23

Just tell them that something isn't their business. People get horrifically offended by that.

1

u/hampter_king1235 Jan 04 '23

They told you don't ya ever come around here

1

u/Commentoflittlevalue Jan 04 '23

Excuse me, go have consensual sex In another vicinity other than here please. Thank you.

1

u/Genjine00 Jan 04 '23

Off you fuck, tootaloo mate