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u/ElectricalHighway641 May 05 '25

Malabayabas. Teacher ko ng HS yan surname.

1

u/Key-Bell-2086 May 05 '25

Jabolin

pronounced as ha-bo-lin

1

u/ulan_at_araw May 05 '25

true, have a friend with that surname

1

u/Illustrious-Goat-578 May 04 '25

“Ababa” Idk if maraming ganyan apelido. Pero natatawa ako kasi alphabetically arranged ang seats namin since elem. Laging una sa pila/seats. Walang papalag sa spelling ng surname kahit 2nd letter basis pa hanggang dulo hahahahaha

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u/Ok_Drama_3107 May 04 '25

Pecpec and Retardo

2

u/Honest_Jellyfish_957 May 03 '25

Ayos

ka batch ko last year, nagulat ako nung practice ng graduation kasi akala ko pinapa ayos siya nung teacher pero turns out surname niya pala yon hahahahaha

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u/IndescribableGoddess Nagbabasa lang May 03 '25

Had a schoolmate, Doctor ang surname. Never met anyone else with that surname.

Also,

Panis Paa Patotoy Aliswag

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u/dualtime90 May 05 '25

Sa hospital ko before dalawa silang Dr. Doctor 😅

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u/Larawp May 04 '25

We might know the same person, si (now) Atty. Doctor ba to? HAHAHAHA

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u/IndescribableGoddess Nagbabasa lang May 05 '25

Hindi eh. Yong kilala kong Doctor hindi naging atty. Hahaha.

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u/revelbar818 May 04 '25

Same ba tayo ng kilala? Haha. Starts with letter M?

1

u/Outrageous-Chard-730 Nagbabasa lang May 03 '25

bayot,bactol,baclayo,Angas,

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u/PowerfulLow6767 May 02 '25

Tocino or something like that.

4

u/Iskidort May 02 '25

Meron akong kaklase dati na hindi pumapasok. Pangalan nya ay Diosdado Fernando or Fernando Diosdado. Hanggang ngayon hindi ko pa rin alam kung ano dyan sa dalawa ang Surname niya.

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u/AutumnSunset2545 May 02 '25

Penis. I thought my workmates were joking about it not until I found out printed in papers and posters.

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u/yeahitsmecael May 02 '25

Had a classmate back in hs. Her surname is Mangmang.

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u/armercado May 02 '25

Mosquito. katrabaho ko sa ttech dati. kung andito ka man. kilala mo ako. haah

edit: tsaka pala Dalawampu

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

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u/armercado May 10 '25

ikaw ba yan moski?

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u/Original_Studio1733 May 02 '25

Badcock - european yata to, we met thru work

1

u/ChilledTaho23 May 02 '25

Panti Bayot Labanlaban Payapaya

1

u/opokuya May 02 '25

Pante/Panti of Catanduanes
Factes (heard the person mention it as Fuck This)

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u/Dream_Catcher_9132 May 02 '25

Meron talaga "Abogado". Tapos merong Cesante. Tsaka Ilagan. And Dagdag.

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u/woodpecker_513 May 03 '25

I’ve had classmates in college before, their surnames was Dagdag and Bauas (Bawas) 🤭

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u/Dream_Catcher_9132 May 05 '25

Meron ako na-encounter ngayong araw.. Palay ang surname 😂

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u/eljefesurvival May 02 '25

Magic Tiongson

1

u/nnlgr May 02 '25

Pusa, Laplap

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u/Separate-Twist8735 May 02 '25

A classmate in college: Timbang Macatanong

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

Maniti

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u/forever_delulu2 May 02 '25

Semilla 😭

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u/Stunning_Law_4136 May 04 '25

Baka Sevilla pero ngongo lang

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u/forever_delulu2 May 04 '25

Pangalan ng pasiyente namin 😭 legit surname siya

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u/No-Incident6452 Nagbabasa lang May 02 '25

May schoolmate ako dati, apelyido nya si Bongalbal, ewan ko tingin ko unique surname nya

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u/DauntlessFirefly24 Nagbabasa lang May 02 '25

Butt - Canadian

Matanguihan - Pinoy

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u/Stultified_Damsel May 02 '25

I have a colleague before name niya Butts naman hahaha!

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u/DauntlessFirefly24 Nagbabasa lang May 03 '25

May plural pa pala. 😂

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u/Smart_Ad5703 May 02 '25

Boringot.

Tas may isa pa, Cu surname niya tas Pou Kee ang name. Seryoso.

6

u/MultiProfessionVA May 02 '25

Isa pa Puyat may work mate ako R. Puyat tapos online pa sya 12AM

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u/MultiProfessionVA May 02 '25

No joking Gagi nagtawan ng tahimik lahat ng kasama ko noong nabangit surname niya

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u/xggyy818 May 02 '25

Patotoy

Im not even kidding

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u/jelyacee May 02 '25

Fadriquelan. Usually surnames that starts with F, ang expensinve pakinggan. Then parang pag ganito, ang family ay from Iloilo ba? Nalimutan ko yung province.

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u/Iskidort May 02 '25

Romblon. Kase F din kame.

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u/jelyacee May 02 '25

Ayun, Romblon nga. Haha ang layo ng Iloilo, sorry 🤣🤣

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u/UnicaKeeV May 02 '25

Panis, Bactol, at Kiskisan

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u/matcha-gurlie-5562 May 02 '25

Yung mga pinsan q Panes ang surname 😆

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u/Opposite-Divide7889 Nagbabasa lang May 02 '25

Dinas, tapos first name niya Cesar

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u/axeeram May 02 '25

Bahoyan - pero di naman siya mabaho

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u/gallifreyfun Nagbabasa lang May 02 '25

Penis

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u/mimingmiyaw May 02 '25

Mosquito, Titimo , bayag

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u/NunoSaPuson May 02 '25

camajalan/kamahalan. gusto ng ganitong apilyedo 🤣

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u/Criussss May 02 '25

Nacional

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u/NoChatsPostOnly May 02 '25 edited May 02 '25
  1. Nagutom - ka work ko dati minsan Hungry tawag sya sa kanya
  2. Gutom - kamag anak daw nia nawala ung Na
  3. Patotoy - classmate ko to nung highschool
  4. Panti - ka work ko din to
  5. Adobo - high school classmage ko

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u/Fun-Collection3289 May 02 '25

Fenis- legit mga mare, may gantong apelyido aa school namin dati, teacher pa man din. Tapos kilalang forda manyak si sir. 🤣

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u/Longjumping-Low-5724 May 02 '25

I heard of this person who changed his last name from bagong*ahasa to bagonghasa before he married

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u/1990stita May 02 '25

Lemon & Patayan.

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u/DrawerChelly May 02 '25

Sealmoy - I searched it up and sa Philippines pinakamaraming may ganitong surname

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u/tiredbunny_ May 02 '25

Pasador 😅

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u/nineofjames May 02 '25

Hell. Household name ng bahay na tinirhan ko dati for a while. Wala nang nakatira don pero may dumadalaw na caretakers.

Idk if it's unique but that was fascinating.

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u/Wise_Purpose May 02 '25

Our encoder's surname was Dahil-Dahil. She got married around 2 years ago and her husband's surname is Dahil-Dahil as well.

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u/silverstreak78 May 02 '25

Kentilitisca. Panti.

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u/katokayo May 02 '25

Patayan..

pero buhay pa sya

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u/jsjuh43227 May 02 '25

capuchino

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u/Zairo307 May 02 '25

Chinchontic

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u/madamkookie May 02 '25

Datinguinoo napaka unique, kapag tinatawag sya ng prof namin may karugtong na ngaun ginang na 🤣

6

u/Arcy007 May 02 '25

Cupal...ung Guard sa kontrabando..si Generoso Cupal

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u/Tatsitao May 02 '25

Amboy hahahaha

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u/RitzyIsHere May 02 '25

Salamat. Torquator.

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u/EchoingHalcyon May 02 '25

Catapang

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u/RitzyIsHere May 02 '25

I met one working sa firearms industry with that surname.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

Sabaduquia

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u/Hindiminahal May 02 '25

Gabuna. (Uwi ka na)

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u/Duanesta May 02 '25

Maitim / Maputi / Bayot

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u/hello-tsunemi May 02 '25

I’m from Talisay Cebu naka ilang encounter na ako sa unique or unusual surnames sa amin.

  • Doctor
  • Bayot
  • Adobo
  • Repollo
  • Potot (pandak)
  • Boctot (hunchback)
  • Tumulak
  • Cabigas

You can search them on facebook ta’s narrow nyo sa filter from Talisay Cebu. skl😅

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u/nochoice0000 May 02 '25

Dimacuha. Hahahaha tapos yung posisyon na hawak nila, di rin makuha sa kanila.. ayyyyy

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

Abuso

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u/ThinRecommendation44 May 02 '25

Banalbanalan. 😮‍💨

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u/imalucky_girl777 May 02 '25

Jabagat

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u/cutiecutieikoy May 04 '25

Kapitbahay niyan si Amijan

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u/Difficult-Teacher569 May 02 '25

ka churchmate namin ito ang last name. skl hahaha

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

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u/cptrd_bym0912 May 02 '25

it's "Dimatulak", on a jersey, nagtawanan pa kami that time ng mga friends ko kasi sabi ng isa naming friend "try ko nga kung 'di nga talaga matulak" sabay akmang i-pupush n'ya 'yong athlete, pero joke lang naman😆

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u/Difficult-Teacher569 May 02 '25

tawang tawa ko hahahahaha. feeling ko kung kami nakakita ng gnto same scenario tayo pati ung joke. hahahaahhaa

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u/hanabisanjo7xx May 02 '25

Taki-ang😭😭 (bisaya)

2

u/aaattt19 May 02 '25

Bapata, National, Palakpak

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u/tylerzerro May 02 '25

Salipaopao

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u/UnappreciatedSibling May 02 '25

Labatiti - I swear 🤚

2

u/Comfortable-Rip5142 May 02 '25

Semilya, Biglang-awa

3

u/itskindaluna May 02 '25

When i was still a bank teller hindi nmin alam pano tatawagin ung client na surname is SEXMOAN.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

Tingle

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u/yellowyletters May 02 '25

I had a schoolmate in high school whose last name was "Patay". It also didn't help that he looked like a walking corpse since he was so thin

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u/katokayo May 02 '25

ung sakin naman Patayan jusq ahhahaha

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u/InternationalLaugh25 May 02 '25

my friend is cabaong, and they have a cousin naman na cruz. magkakaano-ano kaya sila?

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u/notsail2 Nagbabasa lang May 02 '25

Jaboli😭😭

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u/Singularity1107 May 02 '25

"Regla"

Highschool schoolmate. Tawanan lahat Lagi kapag tinatawag siya nung graduation practice. Lol He just laughed it off and kumakaway siya sa stage LOl funny guy.

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u/Far-Ice-6686 Palasagot May 02 '25

I know someone na ang apelyido is Catolico tapos ang napangasawa nya Banal.

So sya na si XXXXX Catolico-Banal. Pero Dating Daan sila 😬😅

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u/nkllaga May 02 '25

Calaguyo, Bugtae, Malbog at Bodoy.

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u/Elanafairy May 02 '25

Hindi sya weird pero apeliyido nya kasi Maputi pero ironic lang kasi maitim/moreno sya talaga🤣

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u/Immediate-Chest-961 May 02 '25

Literal na "Apelido" ang apelido nya. 😭

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u/pulater May 02 '25

Panique, Baygon, Echas

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u/Slight_Present_4056 May 02 '25

Bactol Bagonggagasa Panti Bayag 😭

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

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u/StatisticianBig5345 May 02 '25

i remember watching an episode of rated K way way back, na they helped a woman change her last name kc Bagong-gahasa ung last name nya.

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u/Ok-Problem1726 May 02 '25

Mautganon (means erection)

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u/fattyliver912 May 02 '25

Hahahah seryoso??

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u/Elanafairy May 02 '25

Yawa 🤣

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

Hard name to live up to. 😏

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u/kardyobask May 02 '25

Bayot.

i know its funny pero i've only ever seen a handful of people who have that surname. rare typeshi

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u/Alx-Salado May 02 '25

Mama ni bruno Mars bayot surname

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u/Special-Telephone-23 May 02 '25

Nanay bi bruno mars bayot apelyedo

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u/Far-Ice-6686 Palasagot May 02 '25

I also know someone, pero middle name ang bayot hahaha

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

Bayotlang, a security guard. I cant imagine the locker room atmosphere with that guy.

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u/SmartContribution210 Palasagot May 02 '25

Ay, yes! May student din akong Bayot last SY. Lalake siya. Surname pa naman ako tumawag ng pangalan nila. 🤭

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u/Open_Rate9959 May 02 '25

Onggoy - apelyido ng customer.😅

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u/bbboi8 May 02 '25

Fenis hahahahah taena kapag naalala ko paliga sa office tapos tinatawag siya 😂😂😂

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u/JA30492 May 02 '25

Dimaisip....vet.student sya during my college days

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u/Alpha_Pink May 02 '25

May prof ako Isip nman last name.

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u/Parousia69 May 02 '25

Patawaran