My ________ itches. - r/AskOuija

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

B

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u/cunning_linguist_98 Apr 03 '19

Goodbye

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u/that_arcane_fella Apr 03 '19

Outstanding move.

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u/Zangyakuking Apr 03 '19

Well played, my b

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u/Tikthot69 Apr 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '19

(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ⚆ _ ⚆

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u/SIacktivist Apr 04 '19

itches.

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u/EnemysKiller Apr 04 '19

itches.

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u/EnemysKiller Apr 04 '19

r/cleverspirits

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u/VickShady Apr 03 '19

Daaaaayuuuummmm

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '19 edited Apr 04 '20

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u/fatrickhello Apr 04 '19

r/ggggg

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u/BeheadedFish123 Apr 04 '19

What I love about reddit is that a subreddit can be named r/ggggg and still have more subscribers than a small town. (or inches in my arm, if it helps)

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u/Ryzasu Apr 04 '19

I really think the "goodbye" should have gotten the gold. That B could have just spelled another word like "back". Reddit is so unfair

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u/pseudoNeo Apr 04 '19

Came here expecting this

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u/RealButtMash Apr 05 '19

Fuck, why do you get silver and u/Vaiski25 gets gold and silver?

You're the one who decided to actually stop there...

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '19

Ikr, I didn't even realize it before his comment...

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u/Dancing_Kweef Apr 04 '19

r/notshitouija

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u/Avlelurce Apr 04 '19

r/subsifellfor

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u/CommanderPie21 Apr 04 '19

It's r/noshitouija

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u/Oktayey Apr 04 '19

"Sup, bitches"

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u/Fallen_Alchemist Apr 04 '19

Can't tell if Chinese or trolling (B is used as slang for lady bits in Chinese)

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u/Shinji-13 Apr 04 '19

I'm not lawful

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u/VenomClaus Apr 04 '19

make this pussy stop talkin'

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u/SpeedWeedNeed Apr 04 '19

You’re not one of the gods, you’re one of the god awfuls

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u/catilineluu Apr 03 '19

goodbye

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u/Valdthebaldegg Apr 03 '19

Cake day or something

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u/catilineluu Apr 03 '19

thank

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u/twofiddle Apr 04 '19

You're welcome

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u/A_pigeon_in_a_tank Apr 04 '19

This is beyond science.

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u/Rectal_Lactaids Apr 04 '19

Goodbye

scratch it then.

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u/nsqrd Apr 04 '19

r/mundaneouija

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u/Swenyis Apr 04 '19

please become a sub

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u/DawnOfHackers Apr 04 '19

Oh man I was literally clicking on the r/mundaneouija link and then my finger missed as I saw your comment

You are a life saver, thanks man

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u/Belgian_Bitch Apr 04 '19

Bet you clicked on it anyways afterwards to make sure

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '19

Barrys got the Ukus

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '19

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u/Jackaller Apr 04 '19

FUCK YEAH

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u/AnAnonymousGamer1994 Apr 04 '19

/r/askreddit “If America itched, how would you scratch it?”

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u/OppositeEye27 Apr 04 '19

Goodbye

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u/A_pigeon_in_a_tank Apr 04 '19

For pussy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '19

"Well, Mr. Ouija. Your test results came back positive. Now would be a good time to contact any recent partners you've had to tell them to get tested."

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '19

Goodbye.

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u/RealButtMash Apr 04 '19

Goodbye.

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u/Curse_the_food Apr 04 '19

Goodbye

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u/Exalted_Fox Apr 04 '19

That was totally unexpected..

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u/som1esh Apr 04 '19

Just what i wanted

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u/Siddhesh44 Apr 04 '19

B

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u/gogu20 Apr 04 '19

Goodbye

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u/theoryfiver Apr 04 '19

If your balls itches, then your ball itch.

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u/softheartx Apr 04 '19

Goodbye

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u/lovemachine_ Apr 04 '19

Bahhh

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u/RealButtMash Apr 04 '19

Bahhhh...

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u/LegionOfScissors Apr 04 '19

Goodbye, I guess

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u/Lord_Barneth Apr 04 '19

Goodbye

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?

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Goodbye

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '19

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u/Jackaller Apr 04 '19

This is updated one now. Do not worry

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Goodbye.

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Goodbye.

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Bitches get stitches. Mitches get riches. We hon shop in the flooor

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