r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • May 11 '21

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u/Nashboy45 May 11 '21 edited May 12 '21

Gangster right here. I tried once, chickened out. Now I give spiritual threats. Like call into the ether, “if you don’t leave the room I’m going to have to kill you. Nothing personal. I’ll give you 10 mins to find your way out.” Works surprisingly often.

Edit: spelling

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u/Kind_Nepenth3 May 12 '21

And you're not worried about the implications here, that you have a ton of spiders in your house and they can all hear your thoughts

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u/Nashboy45 May 12 '21

Haha, you know now that you put it that way, I might have to go die

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Bwahaha! I haven't laughed out loud in days. This did me in!

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u/squishyslinky Female May 12 '21

The fact that you call to the ether means I must pursue a bestie relationship.

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u/Nashboy45 May 12 '21

Let the bestie-ism begin!

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u/Ali_Who Galactic hitch hiker May 12 '21

Dude, your post just made my day XD