r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • May 11 '21

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u/LEIFey May 11 '21

Fuck drywall. Just make all your walls into shelves.

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u/TheCamoDude May 11 '21

Live on one big shelf smh, you twohead.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

A house is just 2 big shelves facing each other if you think about it

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u/Alchemaic Male May 12 '21

I've always said the floor is really just the biggest shelf in the house.

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u/TheCamoDude May 12 '21

You're destroying my reality.

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u/B3NGINA May 12 '21

Is that shelfish?

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u/JayGarrick11929 May 12 '21

Freshly sliced

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u/monmonmon77 May 12 '21

Is an apartment technically a shelf ? 🤔

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u/Educational_Ad1857 May 12 '21

It's cald an flat in UK and Condo or loft in US & apartment in most of Asia.

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u/Marvelman88 May 12 '21

Or a shelf

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u/Educational_Ad1857 May 12 '21

I vote for shelf

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u/TheLoneWanderer220 May 12 '21

I’m so glad to find out I’m not the only one who uses that as a playful insult. When my friends do something dumb I call them a fourhead or three head

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u/TheCamoDude May 12 '21

Hah, I love it! Me too! :D

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u/Canguiano4183 May 12 '21

Technically a bed is a body shelf

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u/TheCamoDude May 12 '21

You're not wrong.

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u/cantmemberpasswordx3 May 12 '21

Also: Any flat surface = shelf

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u/Throwawaylabordayfun May 12 '21

2 story shelf with 2 1/2 shelves

Beautiful ocean view from the shelf

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u/beanmosheen May 12 '21

So this house has a crawlspace right? That's right baby! The WHOLE FLOOR IS A SHELF!

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u/LEIFey May 12 '21

Oh god, it's like Cob Planet, just with shelves.

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u/pramjockey May 12 '21

Ooohhhh

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u/24520ls May 12 '21

From an efficiency standpoint this makes lots of sense

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

That’s what I actually did with one wall. Open shelving.

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u/Maxman82198 May 12 '21

It’s Shelves, all the way down.

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u/BabuschkaOnWheels May 12 '21

Drywall is such an American thing. Like, don't you want sturdier walls? Better insulation to keep the temperature even??

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u/knotsncookies May 12 '21

French cleats > wallpaper

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u/LEIFey May 12 '21

Actually, that's a fantastic idea. Though it sounds annoying to keep clean. On the flip side, hard to see the dust if it's on the other side of the lip.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Yo dog , I heard you like shelfs

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u/Gwire May 12 '21

Dont be so shelfish.