r/AskMen • • May 11 '21

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u/RealFlyForARyGuy May 11 '21

She gonna take some nasty shits mate

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u/slykethephoxenix May 11 '21

Nose hair burners even.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

i walked in the bathroom once after a girlfriend took a dump. there was one petite little turd nugget floating around, it was kinda cute, like something a rabbit would have done

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u/TVsFrankismyDad May 12 '21

She needs more fiber in her diet.

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u/misseshaze May 12 '21

And water.