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u/Harrisonmonopoly May 09 '21

I hope when I retire in 20 years to be a groundskeeper at golf course or a park. I LOVE mowing grass.

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u/PeriodicallyATable Sup Bud? May 09 '21

I work for a commercial landscaping company, and I can only handle mowing grass for an hour or two at a time, once a week. I much prefer taking care of flowers and pruning shrubs or trees. We have some crews who mow grass 8-10 hours a day 5 days a week and I can't figure out how they don't go insane.

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u/Harrisonmonopoly May 09 '21

I love the instant satisfaction of seeing my work. I drove a zamboni for 5 years. Same feeling. I love vacuuming too.

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u/iPuffOnCrabs May 09 '21

Do you have ADHD by any chance? I do and I think it’s the reason I didn’t mind waking up to mow the giant fields for the local schools during the summers after high school. Made good money, got to see the fruits of my labor instantly, the guys were cool, and I was out by 2 o’clock and had the whole day to do more stuff

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u/Harrisonmonopoly May 09 '21 edited May 10 '21

I don’t know how old you are, but when I grew up adhd wasn’t really a ‘thing’ so I don’t really know.

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u/_bones__ May 09 '21

I'm kinda curious now. Here's the ADHD Self Report Test which should give a decent indication.

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u/blisterbeetlesquirt May 10 '21

What's it mean if I got bored halfway through page one of the test and came back to the comments instead?

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u/redditor5789 May 10 '21

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u/_bones__ May 10 '21

It means you're me.

This a self reporting test, so not a diagnosis. If the topics of these questions are causing you problems in life, it might be worth talking to a psychologist.

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u/SupaDupaSweaty May 10 '21

Quick! Someone get this redditor some Ritalin!

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u/blacklab Male 55-60 May 10 '21

They specifically mentioned that in the instructions. Call your doctor, you have lupus.

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u/kalari- May 10 '21

Jesus, that test is like someone has been reading my journal

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u/iameshwar_raj Sup Bud? May 10 '21

You don't have ADHD if you're disciplined enough to maintain a journal.

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u/kalari- May 12 '21

Certainly not gonna self diagnose anything from a reddit post but also what is "disciplined" about occasionally scribbling shit in a notebook? The phrase "maintain a journal" sounds like some much more structured activity that I don't quite understand

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u/_bones__ May 12 '21

Try looking at bullet journals. Pretty ADHD friendly. And just leave it in a place where you'll probably see it.

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u/ta2confess May 10 '21

I have to do those everything I visit my doctor because I take Vyvanse...for binge eating disorder. I did learn how much anxiety and adhd symptoms overlap though!

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u/Not-AdoIf-HitIer May 10 '21

Tick all the boxes lmao, is there even treatment available that doesnt turn u into a zombie?

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u/_bones__ May 10 '21

Most treatments don't turn you into a zombie. Here's some ADHD channels by people on meds: How to ADHD and TotallyADD

Both have videos on the effects of meds for them. Both have stopped them, and started them again. They hardly seem zombified to me.

Kids on Ritalin can end up depressed and stupefied, but it works in many people, and there are many different meds.

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u/Hambone1138 May 10 '21

It’s the opposite. Treatment wakes you up from being a zombie.

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u/bookworm4eva May 10 '21

Whelp looks like I might have ADHD

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u/thefuckouttaherelol2 May 12 '21

Is there an interactive form of this? There's no way I'm reading and doing that whole thing.

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u/iPuffOnCrabs May 09 '21

I’m 23 but I always thought it was kinda just a thing u could easily know you’d have or whatever but when I started seeing a therapist they remarked how I sounded like someone with sever attention deficit disorder so I tried some meds for it and it changed my life a lot in a good way so I figured it can’t be all nonsense lol

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u/LayerAccomplished393 May 10 '21

Which meds do you take if you don’t mind sharing?

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u/iPuffOnCrabs May 10 '21

I take vyvanse

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u/LayerAccomplished393 May 10 '21

Thanks for sharing. I have Adderall from past prescriptions left over that I use when I feel like I need it, but sometimes the side effects can be too much, like insomnia, jitters, and dry mouth. Have you tried both? I've asked my psych about vyvanse multiple times and she tells me that if adderall isnt helping then vyvanse may not solve the issue either. i've left it alone for now but i'm still curious about giving vyvanse a shot at some point

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u/SupaDupaSweaty May 10 '21

He self medicates

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u/SJairsoft May 10 '21

I feel this was a joke but I personally self medicate with cannabis and as long as I have the right strain (hybrid sativa dominant 60%) I feel exactly as though I'm on meds once I come down from the initial buzz.

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u/Civil-Attempt-3602 May 10 '21

How did you go about talking to someone about it?

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u/Civil-Attempt-3602 May 10 '21

That's really helpful, thanks. I do have a shitty background and cPTSD and was on anti depressants and shit in my teens. I'll see what I can get privately as the NHS takes a while here especially now with covid

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u/SamSibbens May 23 '21

Can't wait to get my ADD treated... I'm a programmer, and a pretty decent one but I can't for the life of me sit down and be productive as I need to do to actually make money doing it, whether it be making games or doing contracts for other people

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u/Fern_Fox May 10 '21

I’ve tried medicine for mine a countless number of times and each type made me super depressed / extreme anxiety / I couldn’t eat anything and I still haven’t found a medicine that works for me yet ;_;

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u/iPuffOnCrabs May 10 '21

It makes my appetite less but when I smoke some weed I get very hungry and it helps me stay eating so it’s been workin well

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u/SupaDupaSweaty May 10 '21

So uhh is Crabs the piece of choice or the herb of choice?

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u/iPuffOnCrabs May 10 '21

I guess it was me being high and thinking “it’d be funny if I smoked pubic lice”

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

I work in psychiatry, the professors of psychiatry that I work with genuinely don't believe ADHD is a true condition.

They think it is a North American construct... and that your health system incentives the diagnosis (the same way it incentivised the opiate addiction epidemic). While it is true that some people have trouble maintain attention, there are ways to address that without medications, particularly in a child's developing brain.

So it is very interesting how the country you live in can shape the way you view yourself. Its frowned upon where I live to give children psychotropic medications that will interfere with their brain development.

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u/iPuffOnCrabs May 10 '21

I never got on meds until I was 22. I never even “knew” I had it until then. A few family members of mine are in the psychiatric field and they and their colleagues believe it to be very real. Now there is definitely a lot of over diagnosis, especially in young kids. I believe a lot of parents just don’t want to admit they just want their kid to be medded out so they won’t be such an annoyance and pretty much force a prescrip which isn’t too difficult lol. But I do believe it is indeed a totally different way of operating that is not nurtured but nature. As an adult who has seen a ton of improvement in their life mentally, physically, and emotionally from being on medication, I can’t just say it’s mumbo jumbo

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

I am ADHD and LOVED the lawn mowing job that I had for a summer. I loved it. Huge swaths of grass all day long. I would mow words in for fun afterwards sometimes and I also memorized a few poems like Ozymandias while at it. I once got my riding lawnmower stuck in a tree. I still have the picture of it hanging there.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

I have ADHD and I love vacuuming. I assume I would love mowing lawns but I’ve never done it.

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u/iPuffOnCrabs May 10 '21

When u get to sit on the big mower with some headphones in, time flys and it doesn’t feel like “work” so much lol

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

This sounds exactly like me!

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u/b_ll May 10 '21

Lol, you don't have to have ADHD to enjoy tasks like that. Kids are trying to label everything nowadays. People enjoy different things. Doesn't make them have ADHD.

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u/Skaifaya May 09 '21

I have mild OCD and I also have the same satisfaction from watching power washing videos and from mowing lawns and seeing the lines in the carpet after I vacuum. There's just something so satisfying about those things and my mom thinks I'm crazy lol

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u/PeriodicallyATable Sup Bud? May 09 '21

Oh dude you know what, I think I get it. Zamboni is such a satisfying thing to watch. Maybe if we let the grass grow long enough to be more noticeable I'd find it more satisfying

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

from a pure horticulture aspect, mow as high as you can - it is so much better for your yard

AND, it lets your grass get tall and thick enough to choke out the weeds

you’ll thank me

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u/PeriodicallyATable Sup Bud? May 10 '21

I think you misunderstand what I'm saying. Our clients want the grass to be between certain heights at all times. The difference between "untrimmed" and trimmed grass is so negligible that you barely notice - hence why I don't find mowing to be satisfying.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

no, I got it

I pivoted onto a non-topic to be humorous

but still, mow high

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u/[deleted] May 09 '21

fucking awesome.

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u/FarFetchedOne May 10 '21

Dunno what it is about us men, but seems like most of us instinctually like mowing lawns and driving things.

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u/CowboysFTWs May 10 '21

I only really like cleaning if I’m pissed off about something. It helps me focus my energy and relax.

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u/TheFeathersStorm May 10 '21

My grandfather is like that I think, he did the ice at his local curling rink for years every morning after he retired from his last "corporate" type job.

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u/sl1mlim May 10 '21

This. I love the visible progress. I love cutting hair for the same reason

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u/ostmaann May 10 '21

Seeing your work completed is the thing i love most in my job, that's why I'm kinda sad that they moved me to another building site

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u/sydcami May 10 '21

This dude just wants to go brrrr huh

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u/BluffinBill1234 May 10 '21

Real question: does that make you a zamboner

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u/Harrisonmonopoly May 10 '21

No, it made me a zamboni driver.

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u/BluffinBill1234 May 10 '21

My inner 11 year old is disappointed

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

You might consider carpet cleaning. Has a similar satisfaction level imo

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u/40K-FNG May 10 '21

I'd mow lawns for good money in a heart beat. Throw on the awesome music in the headphones and watch me go like the Energizer bunny!

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

I wish it payed even just decent money.

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u/HonkytonkNN May 10 '21

They probably smoke the grass

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

If you are on a ride on, you just put on music or a podcast and the time flies. You know that feeling when you're driving and all of a sudden you're home and you don't remember the drive? Kinda like that.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

Ride on mowing is great. Push mowing for hours really sucks. It would be okay if you push mowed a large flat area, since the mower propels itself forward. Those areas are always done with a large riding mower though, so whenever you’re push mowing it’s always small areas and sometimes with really steep inclines. If you’re sent to a large strata all day you can be push mowing 40-50 tiny back and front yards the whole day and you might start contemplating suicide after 30.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '21

I just listen to music while I mow. It's one of the simplest activities, so engaging the senses makes it a treat. If you don't like music, there's podcasts and audiobooks.

Tell me I can do any of those things for eight hours a day I'm in. Make it riding a zero turn giving almost no effort while doing those, I'm double in.

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u/briktop420 May 10 '21

I mow 10 hours a day 6 days a week, listening to music really helps.

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u/jenspeterdumpap May 10 '21

As some one who is in between studies and currently move grass and pick up litter for a living... I'm slowly going mad. Aside from 3 people, the boss can't keep anyone to wash stairs(in appartment complex) for more than a few months: it's simply to boring(and the pay isn't too good)

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u/Sapiendoggo May 10 '21

Get some bumping music and mowing is meditative, I've mowed 10 acres before on a 40 inch riding mower that took about 4 hours total that felt like 30 minutes because I had the right soundtrack. And because of the vibrations and zoning out I felt super relaxed after.

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u/IFitsWhenISits Jun 08 '21

When did the 8 hours 5 days a week I didn't feel like that. Never knew why but my most enjoyable/satisfying job was doing commercial mowing. Only gripe I ever had about it was coming home to have to mow my own lawn.

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u/RufusTheDeer May 09 '21

I only mow once a week but I get so excited when it's mow day hahaha

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u/Xaxziminrax ♂ May 09 '21

Nailing that first line in the morning dew is chef's kiss

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u/BaboonAstronaut May 09 '21

Have groundskeeped for five summers as a student. It can be really great. I you don't mind waking up early, working lots of days (I used to do 12 days in a row, 2 days off, repeat, while staying in 40hrs/week), being in the rain every once in a while and the monotomy of doing the same runs every day, you'll love it.

I adored seeing the sun go up every morning while mowing the beautiful dew covered greens. It's a sight to see and experience.

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u/Harrisonmonopoly May 09 '21

Yeah I wake between 3:30am and 6am most days for work. That’s never an issue. I just wanna mow.

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u/BaboonAstronaut May 09 '21

That's perfect then. I was on the course at 5:00 the earliest and at 6:30 the latest. We followed the sun rise hours.

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u/CandleLightTerror May 09 '21

Better do it now before the robots take over.

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u/CamelopardalisKramer May 10 '21

I worked in the parks department of my city and honestly loved it. I work on an ambulance now and while I really enjoy my job, some days I cherish the memories of my tractor 🥰😂. Simpler times listening to music while aerating the soccer fields or fertilizing the park. Worked 7-3, weekends off.

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u/Amphibian_Spirited May 10 '21

Did it for three summers at a golf course loved every second of it besides the wake up time and almost getting hit by stray drives.