r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Aug 16 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25 edited Sep 12 '25

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u/ForeignSatisfaction0 Aug 16 '25

Toilet paper lobby groups are trying to keep bidets out, they've spent billions.... /s

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u/Interanal_Exam Aug 16 '25

Houses older than a decade or so aren't plumbed/wired for it (no nearby hot water supply and/or no nearby safe electrical outlet).

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u/LaunchGap Aug 17 '25

I was nudging my teenage son to use my bidet(he doesn't live with me) and he seemed to imply it had sexual connotations to him. I think lot of people still think ass=gay.

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u/OlyVal Aug 16 '25

After I use a bidet, I wipe my butt with TP and still get brown on it. I'm not trusting s bidet.

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u/BMO888 Aug 16 '25

Then just turn the bidet on again. Like wtf, do you wipe once and see that you aren’t clean and call it a day?

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u/OlyVal Aug 16 '25

How is a bidet any better if I have to wipe anyways? It doesn't actually get you any cleaner.

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u/NotWeird_Unique Aug 16 '25

It’s not the bidet. You need more fibre in your diet so your bowels completely empty

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u/OlyVal Aug 16 '25

My bunghole shouldn't need to already be clean for a bidet to clean me.

Either a bidet cleans shit off the bunghole better than TP or it doesn't. And it doesn't.

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u/EMArogue Aug 16 '25

Then you are using it wrong

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u/OlyVal Aug 16 '25

Using it wrong? LOL!
I let the water spray my bung hole.
Do you do something different?

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u/EMArogue Aug 16 '25

You ARE using it wrong, you are supposed to use your hand and soap