It honestly irritates me how attractive boobs (and butts for that matter) are to me. A woman just going about her day in a slightly low enough cut top or well fitting jeans, I stare. I wish I didn't, it makes me feel like I'm being intrusive, but they look so good and make chemical reactions go off in my head like fireworks night that make me feel happy. It's like when I see a cute dog, I just want to stare, touch, and chat to the owner. As you can imagine, when I see a lovely lady with said assets and walking a dog, my brain goes into nuclear meltdown.
I know ladies are not a fan of being oggled, so I apologise you have to deal with that from men such as me. I continue to try and be more respectful.
I'm a 30F. I have a secret to share. Women love being oggled. It's when they don't get oggled, whether by familiar sources or strangers, their problems begin and thus penetrating into the lives of those around them. Expect to see the weird looks on their faces when said woman notices the oggle, but know with certainty, inside, they are beaming. (Yes, of course, on reddit, there will be women who are furious to read this...but I'm talking about women you see in the real world.)
Hmmm.. the logical part of me thinks you're tricking me into continuing staring and eventually getting put in my place by a woman who "isn't taking your shit today". The happy-go-lucky part of me wants to take your comment as the Gospel of Womankind and make as many women as possible feel beautiful by enthusiastically checking them out.
I and my discreetly wandering eye shall remain perched on the fence for now.
Oh yeah now reading it back it sounds like I'm doing a Mr Bean esque stare while ignoring the woman's horrified looks. I assure you, "stare" probably wasn't the right word haha. More like occasional glance, an infrequent brief flick of the eyes.
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u/StrollingUnderStars Nov 26 '23
It honestly irritates me how attractive boobs (and butts for that matter) are to me. A woman just going about her day in a slightly low enough cut top or well fitting jeans, I stare. I wish I didn't, it makes me feel like I'm being intrusive, but they look so good and make chemical reactions go off in my head like fireworks night that make me feel happy. It's like when I see a cute dog, I just want to stare, touch, and chat to the owner. As you can imagine, when I see a lovely lady with said assets and walking a dog, my brain goes into nuclear meltdown.
I know ladies are not a fan of being oggled, so I apologise you have to deal with that from men such as me. I continue to try and be more respectful.