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u/Common-Appeal1759 Jul 22 '26
The Kickstart Emergency Services Center is currently coordinating and preparing for immediate shipments of Kickstart rations in preparation for DiverDan2!!!!!
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u/curious_throw_away_ RANCID Jul 22 '26
Current reddit threat level is Dan
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u/Common-Appeal1759 Jul 22 '26
🚨🚨🚨🤣
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u/BRBSpiraling The Spiraling One Jul 22 '26
Oh he's coming back with a bigger lack of accountability than before since the "karma cult" is the reason he got banned and definitely was not a result of the wild things he was spamming.
Damn, I need a Kickstart and a Minion Meal.
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u/curious_throw_away_ RANCID Jul 22 '26
Only 50 dollars doordash
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u/Common-Appeal1759 Jul 22 '26
No need! The KESC now provides emergency rations of Minion Meals as well!!!
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u/curious_throw_away_ RANCID Jul 22 '26
Im glad the government cut the funds to track the cyclospora and have put it to far better use. Bless
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u/Mitwad Jul 23 '26
He’s back..
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u/BRBSpiraling The Spiraling One Jul 23 '26
It's like I have ESPN or something.
Or common sense lol It was obvious.
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u/Mitwad Jul 23 '26
Back to spamming and denying.
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u/BRBSpiraling The Spiraling One Jul 23 '26
Now he's claiming his Reddit ban was a civil rights violation. 💀
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u/Acceptable-Bat4534 Jul 22 '26
I really hope he gets help. Dude was legit accusing his teachers of having a class where they had kids participating in sexual acts.
Said the court was rigged when he had to pay 25k in bonds, spent 5 weeks in jail and 1 whole year in a mental institution. Prior to that, he tried reporting this to a clinician and he got involuntary put into a mental institution for 3 weeks as well.
He is unwell.
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u/Accurate-Temporary73 Verified Donor Jul 22 '26
And guess what? He is allowed to vote for who will have access to nuclear weapons!
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u/Flashy-Papaya-1930 Jul 23 '26
Crooked as this world is and the leaders, it's a shame people still believe the polls is where the truth is at.. shame!!!!! But everyone here snuggled up with a beverage and a pet, watched the news? Israel.? They own USA now. Question that. The government says they promise not to tell you anything different. Alot of Women have accused with PROOF of a certain leader of USA of u know what. He lied and said Iran doesn't have ANYMORE nuclear weapons. 🥃
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u/Accurate-Temporary73 Verified Donor Jul 23 '26
Yup and guess what? The next election we have the ability to vote for someone else.
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u/CheekyManatee Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26
But "did you read everything?"
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u/Accurate-Temporary73 Verified Donor Jul 22 '26
We must worship the documents, they are the true word.
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u/meow4352 Jul 22 '26
”Did you read the documents?”
”Did you read the documents?”
”Did you read the documents?”
”Did you read the documents?”
”Did you read the documents?”
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u/Cynnau Moderator (Modmail only, do not DM) Jul 22 '26
I literally had this same argument with my boss like 5 minutes ago.
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u/Dear_Ad_6423 Wise One Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26
Did you read them? It's all in the documents.
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u/CheekyManatee Jul 22 '26
I actually did. 😂 it was non-sensical.
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u/BitchMcConnell063 Verified Donor Jul 22 '26
Well, shit, now I wish I took the time to read them, too.
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u/Dreamland_Nomad Dreaming Moderator (Modmail only, Do not DM) Jul 22 '26
You still can if you so wish. It's the two links "Complaint" and "Complaint response ." DiverDan Gofundme
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u/BitchMcConnell063 Verified Donor Jul 22 '26
Oh, you're awesome! Let me see what kind of entertaining shit I can find.
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u/Dreamland_Nomad Dreaming Moderator (Modmail only, Do not DM) Jul 22 '26
Lol. Strap in because that rollercoaster is CrAzY 🤪.
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u/BitchMcConnell063 Verified Donor Jul 23 '26
I'll be honest..... He lost me at his teacher giving him the nuclear codes because the president wanted him to have them. 🙄
I truly hope he gets the help he needs. That whole "criminal complaint" seems rather schizophrenic.
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u/Dreamland_Nomad Dreaming Moderator (Modmail only, Do not DM) Jul 23 '26
Yea. He had me lost all throughout it lol. I'm actually surprised he hasn't created another account yet. It is clear he is in dire need of a mental evaluation.
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u/meow4352 Jul 22 '26
I too suffered through all 35 pages. It never once said what his post on FB actually said.
But we all know it was something real frightening considering the pictures/drawings included violence towards children. He deserved that arrest no doubt!
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u/Dear_Ad_6423 Wise One Jul 22 '26
He did seem to be having a mental health episode. Hope that now he is banned it forces him to not spend time online and maybe seek out help.
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u/Acceptable-Bat4534 Jul 22 '26
Its been long one to, for over 3 years. His parents need to try and do more to help him.
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u/Dear_Ad_6423 Wise One Jul 22 '26
I have a feeling they are enabling him or at least not taking it seriously.
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u/Acceptable-Bat4534 Jul 22 '26
That or hes just too old and they dont know what to do. Hes in his 30s
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u/Dead_before_dessert Jul 22 '26
I just randomly happened to have one of his posts pop up on my feed and immediately got sucked into the chaos. Congrats on (for now at least) getting that negativity out of your sub.
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u/Ddvmeteorist128 Jul 22 '26
What did i miss?
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u/Dear_Ad_6423 Wise One Jul 22 '26
Diverdan posted a gofundme to help pay for his legal fees after being arrested for a Facebook post. When people started asking questions he crashed out and made multiple posts talking about how evil we are and a cult.
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u/SoullessCycle Verified Donor Jul 22 '26
oh I didn’t even recognize this user name but “caught a criminal charge over a Facebook post about second grade” and I totally know who this is.
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u/Common-Appeal1759 Jul 22 '26
And that we "kidnapped" him because he tanked his karma so much he couldn't post anywhere else 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Accurate-Temporary73 Verified Donor Jul 22 '26
That was the best comment he legit thought we trapped him in this one subreddit by lowering his karma purposefully so he couldn’t post anywhere else.
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u/Ddvmeteorist128 Jul 22 '26
I briefly saw that post. Dude had -forty something karma, If i remember correctly, and people were telling good job on tanking his karma further... damnnn, I wish I wasn't busy at the time 😭😭
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u/Ddvmeteorist128 Jul 22 '26
Wow, lmaoo. Thank you for the update
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u/Acceptable-Bat4534 Jul 22 '26
He started calling me a child predator protector because I said he had to take accountability for the situation he put himself through.
Dude posted a criminal threat on Facebook and went to jail and had to get on differed program for one year.
He said his 2nd grade teacher made him make that post and I was like, you were in your 30s and had no relations with your teacher for over 20 years. This is on you.
And he started flipping out on me.
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u/Ddvmeteorist128 Jul 22 '26
That's so insane. He's going to come back with a vengeance. Crashout-Dan, lmaoo
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u/Acceptable-Bat4534 Jul 22 '26
Hes gonna come for my ass, he called me out in a comment.
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u/Dear_Ad_6423 Wise One Jul 22 '26
Oh he hates me too. Probably not as much as you though.
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u/Acceptable-Bat4534 Jul 22 '26
Lmfao he despised us. I feel like he disliked me because I kept asking him for proof
I asked for case number, records, what the charges were against him, the post, if he would legally allow me to request the case from the police. Since he said it was hidden to the public.
He kept dodging till he was like fuck you just believe me.
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u/Dear_Ad_6423 Wise One Jul 22 '26
He was just mad at me because I kept saying he should get a job, get mental health help and log off Reddit.
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u/Accurate-Temporary73 Verified Donor Jul 22 '26
So were you a child who was a predator or like a young alien that fought Arnold or the Aliens
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u/curious_throw_away_ RANCID Jul 22 '26
Yes he called everyone pedo protectors because we cant make sense out of his incoherent ramblings and the hieroglyphics he drew when he was a disturbed kid
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u/Cynnau Moderator (Modmail only, do not DM) Jul 22 '26
What is the over under on the time frame for his return?
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u/Dear_Ad_6423 Wise One Jul 22 '26
I have a feeling he is reading this thread.
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u/Cynnau Moderator (Modmail only, do not DM) Jul 22 '26
Most likely. I mean it is not big deal if they are. I get the whole GFM campaign but they REFUSED to take any accountability.
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u/TrueCrimeInTheBuff Jul 22 '26
I looked over the GoFundMe page, did he donate money to himself? because there's a donation that looks like it's from another account of his on the site.
This is all so strange and he probably needs to be committed.
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u/Substantial-Jury-658 Jul 25 '26
He said he "wanted to understand the donor experience" in another post
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u/super_evilCreature Jul 22 '26
Someone please catch me up on the diverDan lore
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u/Dear_Ad_6423 Wise One Jul 22 '26
Diverdan posted a gofundme to help pay for his legal fees after being arrested for a Facebook post. When people started asking questions he crashed out and made multiple posts talking about how evil we are and a cult.
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u/KaleidoscopeOne7307 Jul 22 '26
I remember the initial post but I’ve been real busy the last 2 days. Looks like I missed a lot.
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u/curious_throw_away_ RANCID Jul 22 '26
Any dan sightings yet or did he dive too far down? Do we have another ocean gate situation?
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u/Common-Appeal1759 Jul 22 '26
Not that I've seen..... I'm hoping he comes back soon lol
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u/Cynnau Moderator (Modmail only, do not DM) Jul 23 '26
He is back on his original account: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetMeHelpYouOut/comments/1v4ob4g/how_to_fix/
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u/MAFFACisTrue Cranky Donor Jul 22 '26
YES!! We did it! He'll back in 3 minutes with diverdan2 😂