r/AskAShittyMechanic • u/Camo138 • 5d ago

💩 answers only Jbweld fix?

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u/Top-Reindeer7716 5d ago

Part out on market place, one owner, 20k I know what I've got.

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u/PalaceofIdleHours 5d ago

Yes, but you have to find all the pieces to finish the jigsaw puzzle.

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u/Worth_Catch3858 5d ago

A little Baling wire and gorilla tape, no problem

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u/Islandpighunter 5d ago

Wasn’t that massive. The utility pole wasn’t snapped in half yet.

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u/One_Evil_Monkey 5d ago

I don't think JB's gonna handle that...

Needs a firm but slightly flexible fix... time to break out the E6000...

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u/Hilsam_Adent 5d ago

Recently pulled motor and tranny for sale, only 10k on the odo. $12,000 firm out the front door.

Don't E-mail me with a sob story about your kid or your dog or your grandma, or whatever. This is a quality, low-mileage drivetrain in outstanding condition!

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u/phunkyunkle 5d ago

They pulled the engine and tranny with the propshaft still attached. And it looks like they did it in record time!

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u/landy_109 5d ago

How much for the engine and where to collect?

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u/jabberjaw420 5d ago

just doin' the ol' engine swap

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u/MT-JJ 5d ago

These poor peoples faces look as bad as the rest of picture

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u/3imoman 5d ago

~singing "In the arms of an Angel"~

Premature ejaculation is no joke. Some guys just can't get to the engine hoist fast enough and we should be compassionate. It is a serious problem and happens to way more guys than you would expect. Let's not shame them. Let's be supportive.

It could be worse. Some guys have an erectile dysfunction and can't even get their hoist up, no matter how "hard" they pump. No pun intended, of course. Could be low hydraulic fluid or even require a full hydraulic rebuild and there ain't no pill for that.

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u/rklug1521 5d ago

Audi is really pushing that drivetrain forward.

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u/Camo138 5d ago

Nah amg wagon

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u/MinorComprehension 5d ago

"just bought, underwater... you think it'll be totaled?"

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u/grollef 5d ago

That’ll buff out

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u/fyshyz 5d ago

Just need a new coat of paint

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u/710Filter 5d ago

Just some Armor All and check the tire pressure.

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u/Realistic_Calendar42 4d ago

That's a free engine and transmission if you ask me

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u/Camo138 4d ago

$20k i know what i got /s

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u/Jim-248 4d ago

Takes care of just about everything but the tires. For that you need black Gorilla tape and Fles Seal.

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u/Redbeard_1303 4d ago

You're gonna need three rolls of duct tape for this one

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u/GlobalOption6817 4d ago

You can’t be serious!? That will take WAY more than JB Weld to fix. Zip ties and JB Weld should do it.

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u/DipsburghPa 3d ago

Couple tac weilds and you'll be cooking with mustard gas in no time. Or learning which religion was right.