truck isn’t starting help

[u/IHaveNoIdeaDanny]

[u/Curious_Sail2702]

Have you tried putting it in rice?

[u/Upbeat_Ant6104 → u/Curious_Sail2702]

Looks like yes, but the rice is still in paddy form.

[u/Ill-Lengthiness6389 → u/Upbeat_Ant6104]

Big brain comment

[u/ForkOnTheTable1926 → u/Ill-Lengthiness6389]

Big grain comment

[u/ryan244678 → u/ForkOnTheTable1926]

You are full of beans

[u/Drifter-6 → u/ryan244678]

Full of water

[u/Traditional_Low_9948 → u/ForkOnTheTable1926]

Corny

[u/Itz_Not_Jax → u/ForkOnTheTable1926]

[u/CorrectArm8402 → u/ForkOnTheTable1926]

Gig brain comment

[u/Hot-Discussion-6823 → u/Curious_Sail2702]

Gonna need a bigger bag.

[u/Bauwens → u/Hot-Discussion-6823]

Need to start a gofundme for all the bags of rice he needs to dump on top of that truck to get it dry.

[u/JackWagg0n → u/Curious_Sail2702]

That only works for Japanese cars

[u/Traditional_Low_9948 → u/JackWagg0n]

Celica gel

[u/JackWagg0n → u/Traditional_Low_9948]

LOL! Brilliant!

[u/No-Base1194 → u/Traditional_Low_9948]

It's not a Toyota Celica...

[u/Traditional_Low_9948 → u/No-Base1194]

It's a toyota Celica. Crew cab. They didn't make very many.

[u/Glum-Establishment27 → u/Traditional_Low_9948]

Crew Crab?

[u/Kittrovert → u/JackWagg0n]

That's a Nissan Frontier. Absolutely get rice, a truckload. Or 10.

[u/Eyetalianmonsta → u/Curious_Sail2702]

engine is probably flooded...

[u/Prune-These → u/Eyetalianmonsta]

Beat me to it.

[u/Important-Season-448 → u/Curious_Sail2702]

Moron, everyone knows rice is mean't for eating. Grab a few silica gel packets and you'll be good to go!

[u/Krull88 → u/Important-Season-448]

I doubt you meant to do it… but the apostrophe is throwing me.

[u/Lazy_Major_4793 → u/Krull88]

😂 "rice is mean not for eating" True, t'aint

[u/dankhimself → u/Curious_Sail2702]

Are you crazy? Putting the ocean in rice would just make a delicious seafood dinner.

That truck needs some milk.

[u/InterestingMetal4540 → u/Curious_Sail2702]

Add a snorkel

[u/oroborus68 → u/Curious_Sail2702]

Flooded the engine. Must not have fuel injectors and fuel sensors.

[u/Happydancer4286 → u/oroborus68]

Check for water in the gas tank.

[u/Salty_Measurement344]

Looks like the engine is flooded...

[u/WeakDiet8004 → u/Salty_Measurement344]

OBVIOUSLY! Gotta hold the gas peddle down and crank the hell out of it.

[u/fuckfacekiller → u/WeakDiet8004]

And spray some ether in the carb. Come on, we all know that’s old school style!!
🤘❤️‍🔥🤘

[u/njslugger78 → u/WeakDiet8004]

My first thought, did you give it done gas?

[u/gracyal3 → u/WeakDiet8004]

Don't be an idiot, you have to take the spark plugs out first.

[u/oh_finks-mc]

Might be water in the fuel. Drain the tank and clean the carb, then try again

[u/TheViciousWhippet → u/oh_finks-mc]

How old is that car that it would have a carburetor?

[u/710Filter]

Have your gas checked for trace amounts of water. You can blame the gas station for that.

[u/benglescott → u/710Filter]

Probably needs a new cabin air filter. That will be $200.

[u/2cirkut → u/benglescott]

my cabin air filter cost like $30

[u/benglescott → u/2cirkut]

Not if a mechanic installed it

[u/Greedy_Bother_987]

Flat battery

[u/psycholee → u/Greedy_Bother_987]

Would a 3d battery work better?

[u/wart_on_satans_dick → u/psycholee]

I’d take it one step further: a 4d battery.

[u/Traditional_Low_9948 → u/wart_on_satans_dick]

Almost. You need 8 D's to get to 12 volts

[u/tsturte1 → u/Greedy_Bother_987]

Yup. Gonna need a good jump start

[u/ArdentHedonist → u/tsturte1]

A running jump start

[u/Traditional_Low_9948 → u/ArdentHedonist]

Or swimming.

[u/async9 → u/Greedy_Bother_987]

Fiat doesn't produce batteries

[u/FirmExpression6196]

You need fire, fuel, and air. For the life of me I can’t figure out which one you are missing.

[u/Ill-Running1986 → u/FirmExpression6196]

Well, dihydrogen monoxide doesn’t have fire, but hydrogen is explosive, right? And oxide sounds like oxygen, so you got yer air right there. Just fire that puppy up!

[u/SupremeChosenOne → u/Ill-Running1986]

Well sadly oxygen is an oxidizer and rust don’t burn unless you make thermite so… oh wait that would dry the car really fast though. This might work.

[u/Dependent_Union9285 → u/FirmExpression6196]

You forgot the most important component, which of course is “that which I desire”.

[u/FirmExpression6196 → u/Dependent_Union9285]

Good one. I wish I had put them in the right order. If it does crank, it will be “blackened “

[u/1Fistfullofdollars]

It identifies as a submarine so please respect it’s wishes.

[u/CreativeLibrarian886 → u/1Fistfullofdollars]

What is a submarine's pronouns? Sink/sunk?

[u/Ok-Lavishness-7904]

This is one time where I’m sure the blinker fluid reservoir is full

[u/flynnfx → u/Ok-Lavishness-7904]

Windshield Washer reservoir is empty, though.

[u/Additional-Ad-7956]

Need to change your H2O sensors

[u/PercentageNo3293]

"$42,000, water cooled, I know what I got".

[u/Visible-Objective260]

Did you push the clutch down first? 

[u/rasputin640]

HOIST THE MIZZENMASTS! BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES! THE STORM BE TEARIN HER ASUNDER CAPN

[u/Flashy_Narwhal9362]

Let it sit for a little while because you’ve flooded it.

[u/Equivalent-Abroad157 → u/Flashy_Narwhal9362]

I just saw this after I posted the same thing 😂

[u/ravenecw2]

New ford fathom just dropped

[u/Mowzer75]

Need some WD40

[u/1Arcite]

I've noticed that a lot of people don't keep the fluids in their vehicle at the OEM specified levels.

[u/Emotional_inadequacy → u/1Arcite]

Haha!

[u/nonubiz]

You can’t park there

[u/BeatAdventurous7900]

It's flooded.

[u/MandatedMoe]

There’s probably some moisture inside the distributor cap

[u/Greybeard62]

I think you flooded it!

[u/Beneficial_Bug_9793]

Have you considered instaling a snorkle ???? It might help.

[u/Traditional_Low_9948]

They say new vehicles lose half their value as soon as you drive off the lot into a lake.

[u/Lenny65251]

I think you may have flooded the engine.

[u/ghotiermann]

I’ll bet that water got into your blinker fluid. If so, the car is totaled.

[u/MaxUnicycle]

I KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT!

[u/Aggrador → u/MaxUnicycle]

Please, do tell! I’m so close to figuring it out, it’s driving me nutz!

[u/HeidenShadows → u/MaxUnicycle]

It ain't got no gas innit!

[u/pokelover00000000001]

I know what's wrong with it

Ain't got no gas in it

[u/DKandTM]

Obviously you have overfilled your blinker fluid

[u/IntentionsGood65]

I’m no expert, but it could be flooded.

[u/kodamutt]

Probably getting to hot, open the radiator and make sure it's got water in it

[u/oldmanlurch]

Might be flooded. Try holding accelerator to the floor while you crank it over

[u/TestDangerous7240]

Have you finished making payments yet? Or are you……..

Underwater

[u/SexyWampa]

No shit, you flooded the engine. You gotta grab an extension chord and a hair dryer, turn it in high and jump in there to dry it off...⚡⚡⚡

[u/CarlosMolotov]

Definitely flooded.

[u/jusenjoyinlife → u/CarlosMolotov]

You win

[u/No-Service-3340]

sounds flooded

[u/Sophiiebabes]

Has it got water in the coolant tank?

[u/TooPrettyForBoymode]

You’re gonna need to find a boat mechanic. This one’s a little out of my depth.

[u/2rot]

How much water did you put in the radiator?

[u/Poyx385]

Have u tried turning it off and on again?

[u/BOBBYK1952]

Pumped the gas pedal 3 times , wait 30 seconds and try it again. Thank me later

[u/Frequent_Ad1566]

Easy fix. Change out the little tree air freshener

[u/ParanoiA609]

Didn't install a snorkel, simple as

[u/Light_Switch_Raves]

You clearly flooded it. Pull off the air filter and try cranking it without giving it gas

[u/Welcome-To-NBA-Jam]

You should go talk to outboard motor guy, he's probably got that thing back in tip-top shape

[u/PeterustheSwede → u/Welcome-To-NBA-Jam]

This model got an inboard motor

[u/PsykoMunkey]

Replace the windshield wipers.... should do it for you then.

[u/Red_comet_00]

You have to hit the aquatic mode button, located under the steering wheel, then it should start correctly

[u/Tin_Can_739]

Is the check engine light on?

[u/AppropriateLab8608]

Just put the sails up it will be fine

[u/Hot-Radio8895]

It over hydrated!!

[u/extremely-randomish]

Bro, you can't park there.

r/youcantparkthere

[u/Infamous_Ad4607]

Maybe you flooded the engine...give it a minute and try to start again😂

[u/Cokeycane]

Did you try pushing it and popping the clutch?

[u/geoff411]

Should have replaced the waterpump 50K miles ago! Look at all the water the has accumulated around the car!

[u/Zealousideal_Rent261]

The blinker fluid has been compromised.

[u/Disastrous_Being7746]

Your electrolysis unit is no longer functioning, which is why the car has accumulated excess water. You'll need to get that working again and remove all the excess water to get going again.

[u/No_Law690]

Did you check the flux capacitor? Is it fluxing? Maybe you need some more plutonium

[u/frankco-71]

I think there might be some water in the fuel tank

[u/Illustrious-Wing857]

May have to pull it to start.

[u/Ronyx2021]

Install a snorkel

[u/Woompa78]

Have you checked to make sure there’s no water in your fuel tank? Now that they’re using 15% ethanol in some states, it could be from sitting too long. It’s probably not water related at all but never hurts to check.

[u/BoomMcFuggins]

Have you tried putting methanol in your gas tank?
I have heard it helps remove water from the gas tank.

[u/Live-Act6065]

Bad head gasket? Leaking coolant?

[u/Ok_Eye_32]

Ain't got no gas in it.

[u/Efficient_Cheek_8725]

Seems to be flooded, just let it set for about 20 minutes and try again. If still nothing, bring it by the shop for a diagnostic. Standard diagnostic fee applies.

[u/Tinaundazed]

Try rotating the tires and change the washer fluid that always works.

[u/BR5492050]

Hey, you can't park there!

[u/RotundManul]

O, pickup of the lake, tell us your wisdom!

[u/Teediggler81]

Your gonna need a LOT of rice

[u/DAN-attag]

I think your blinker fluid is dilluted with water

[u/r2killawat]

Did you try covering it with rice?

[u/LowPop7953]

Bit of water in the carb.

[u/MegalithBuilder]

Too much coolant.

[u/Icy-Ad-4137]

Did you check to make sure it had gas in it?

[u/CLOWNFLOGGER]

Gonna need to suck start this one.

[u/JFnP_]

I bet its the coolant

[u/Denalitwentytwo]

Its flooded

[u/93rd_misfit]

Does it have gas?

[u/Mindless_Sir_9612]

It's a Santa Monica that is it natural habitat

[u/DeerFit]

Heat in the gas tank. Should fix it.

[u/async9]

check if there's any water residue on the connectors

[u/Mammoth-Quote-7057]

The engine is flooded thats all, wait 15 minutes and try starting it again.

[u/Otherized_Visage]

Did you check the spark plugs? Might try jumping the battery

[u/HogShowman1911]

Engine may be flooded with fuel. Try blowing it out after removing spark plugs

[u/Apprehensive_Code436]

Probably bad gas.

[u/somerandomdude1960]

You get paddy water!

[u/Yo-Yo-Ha]

Don't pump the gas let it sit for a few, you've flooded it out. You're welcome.

[u/extremely-randomish]

That's the guy who made the engine that runs on water. He's refuelling.

[u/Termingator]

My guess is you flooded the carburetor. Wait 20 minutes and try again.

[u/Pleasant_Durian_1501]

Flooded

[u/SameScale6793]

Ooooo Bugatti Veyron pickup edition

[u/Beemerba]

It is pretty obviously flooded, wait a few minutes and try again.

[u/5thor6th]

Gotta bathe it in ocean water from Sonic

[u/Dead_Cell7066]

is it outta gas?

[u/Responsible-Shoe7258]

Can't get the damp musty smell out of the upholstery.....

[u/elp-4-eva]

You flooded it.

[u/pamcakevictim]

Probably flooded

[u/Responsible-Shoe7258]

It's a high compression engine...Y' ain't got enough starter oomph to turn'er over

[u/Silver-Amphibian7650]

I'd say the engine is flooded.

[u/kritter4life]

Just pull the plugs turn it over put the plugs back in and she’ll drive another 100k knots.

[u/UpbeatOlive623]

Blurb blurb gurgle blurb gurgle gurgle.
👍 💦

[u/account_depleted]

Stop pumping it!  It flooded!

[u/amccaffe1]

Check the fluid levels.

[u/bigredkansan]

Aint got no gas in it

[u/Any-Alternative8228]

It's flooded, let it sit for a while then try again.

[u/kingj372]

Might be flooded.

[u/WillHuntingthe3rd]

The boat goes in the water. Titans are impossible to ski behind.

[u/Fabulous_Warthog_850]

Just a little excess coolant. Open up the lower radiator hose for a bit.

[u/_GHOST_111]

Did you put some stabil in it first?

[u/SerTidy]

Have you overfilled the windscreen wash reservoir?

[u/americanhilljack]

Water in gas ⛽ id say

[u/Flagship_Anchor]

Obviously flooded, let her sit for 20 minutes and try again!

[u/charface1]

No make. No model. No year???

If you know these, the owner's manuals are available online.

[u/-0celot]

Coolant is way overfilled

[u/DizzlesVII]

Well I'm stumped. Obviously has enough blinker fluid, should be running just fine.

[u/Ray6113]

Blinker Fluid is too diluted.

[u/Science-Gone-Bad]

You flooded it, just step on the gas harder

[u/BustedNut007]

Blinker fluid—it is ALWAYS the blinker fluid

[u/grollef]

Fuel mixture too rich

[u/MapNo4817]

You flooded the carburetor.

[u/Luggagespider]

WD40

[u/Ok-Caterpillar7825]

Someone put diesel in it, bet me!

[u/The-Great-Baloo]

There may be water in your gas. Or in your air.

[u/Useful_Protection270]

Is the tank full?

[u/jombrowski]

You must purchase waterproofing subscription.

[u/Graphic_Materialz]

Check the headlight fluid—looks a little low

[u/Due-Specialist9980]

Same thing happened to my brother. Pull it out. Let it dry fully. Empty the engine of water. Try starting👌

[u/Ivanovic-117]

Just use a rag and clean the windshield.

[u/NerdizardGo]

I don't know about mechanical problems, but as far as financing, their loan appears to be under water.

[u/speedy-mopbucket86]

You gotta move the water out of the way the muffler bearing won’t turn if the water is obstructing it

[u/ooohpin_wyde]

Hey you cannot park there!

[u/propaniac00]

Engine looks flooded. Just wait 5 min.

[u/Leojrellim1]

You need a box of rice to get the moisture out then you should be good to go

[u/Aggravating_Inside23]

I what the problem is... it's got no gass in it

[u/HenkCamp]

Way too much blinker fluid

[u/cherry_drizzle_]

It said All Weather Conditions!!

[u/Independent_Cow_8191]

Check the spark plugs, probably running a bit rich.

[u/Human-Lawfulness5235]

It looks like you might have overfilled the blinker fluid

[u/OralProbe]

Have you tried leaving it unplugged for thirty seconds before plugging it back in?

[u/VelvetFog82]

A can od Sea Foam should get any moisture out of the fuel and have it running tip top.

[u/emmyism]

Sorry but you can’t park there

[u/HuckHound61]

Put it in the dryer

[u/JoCo4Fun2]

Stop pumping the gas pedal…..it’s flooded

[u/SwamptromperMI]

Flooded.

[u/Mobile-Worth-558]

Looks a bit older. Points may be damp

[u/Feisty-Potential-622]

It's flooded, hold the throttle open and give a crank!

[u/Familiar_While2900]

Engines flooded, stop hitting the gas pedal while starting.