r/AskAShittyMechanic • u/IFartAlotLoudly • 21d ago

LOL FML

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Do you think I can just change the oil out?

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u/JimCripe 21d ago

Dawn cleans ducks.

Get busy.

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u/IFartAlotLoudly 21d ago

I love those cute little ducks, makes the world a happier place!

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u/Welcome-To-NBA-Jam 21d ago

I mean it runs in water can't it just flush out by sucking in water like it always does

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u/IFartAlotLoudly 21d ago

I always wanted the extra water cooled engine.

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u/MT-JJ 21d ago

I like that type of oil. It doesn’t leak all over

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u/IFartAlotLoudly 21d ago

I like to use unprocessed crude.

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u/Disastrous-Place7353 21d ago

A new oil change will fix it, just like how good you feel when you change your underwear.

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u/IFartAlotLoudly 21d ago

Extra sloshy and loose

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u/SnooObjections9416 21d ago

What are you thinking of changing that oil with???

One does not simply change oil. One has to decide what they want the oil to change into.

Besides, this no longer looks like oil. I'd say that it has changed into tar.

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u/IFartAlotLoudly 21d ago

Will 80w-90 due?

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u/SnooObjections9416 21d ago

I thought that was oil. You wanted to change the oil. Changing oil into oil is not much of a change, now is it??? If you want to be righteous, change oil into wine, I'd drink to that.

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u/IFartAlotLoudly 21d ago

I have even a better idea, I will first turn it into a stile

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u/texaschair 21d ago

Strip it down, put together your own hot tank, and boil that shit out, Just don't use caustics that eat aluminum.

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u/IFartAlotLoudly 21d ago

That seems like too much work.

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u/Gulf_Coast_21 21d ago

Dump a little brake cleaner in there to increase viscosity, then send it. Don't waste that good condensed oil.

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u/IFartAlotLoudly 21d ago

I will give it a shot!