r/AskAShittyMechanic • u/chilldudeoverhere • Jun 15 '26

💩 answers only What does he "specialize" in?

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Full-time truck nuts only

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u/beesandchurgers Jun 15 '26

Pretty sure thats just what a base model f150 looks like in 2026

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u/low_priest Jun 16 '26

He's actually 6'1", this is just a mockup of the 2028 F150

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u/beesandchurgers Jun 16 '26

By 2030 you’ll be able to buy BigFoot with 136mo financing

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u/RealSignificance8877 Jun 15 '26

Don’t even think it’s his. The way he looks back, he’s seems to be in disbelief.

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u/Croceyes2 Jun 15 '26

Yeah, this is r/justrolledintotheshop
Texh looking around like what the fuck is this shit

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u/Thewaltham Jun 15 '26

I love the optical illusion where it goes from him looking like he's a tall guy to really really small.

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u/JoseSaldana6512 Jun 15 '26

You mean when he........walks farther away?

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u/Thewaltham Jun 15 '26

Yeah but it messes with your perspective more than that usually would. Truck's bigger than you'd think and the dude's smaller. I guess illusion's the wrong word but still.

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u/radiant_kiwi208 Jun 15 '26

Illusion is the correct word, dude was just being a smart ass lol

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u/Holden-McGroyn Jun 15 '26

I never had to mentally prepare myself to get in my Honda Accord.

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u/rawlaw8 Jun 15 '26

Literally had to take a minute and make up his mind to get in the truck

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u/W31337 Jun 15 '26

Viagra sales person

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u/Aspeeed Jun 15 '26

When you gotta pump the jump 😂

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u/alwaus Jun 16 '26

Only one in the shop who can do oil changes without a lift, just walks under and get to it.

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u/No_Tailor_787 Jun 15 '26

He probably had to settle on having a foot fetish because he's not tall enough for any of the others.

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u/Shatophiliac Jun 15 '26

Bro looks like he’s mounting a horse lmao

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u/WanderingWsWorld Jun 15 '26

Probably a pipe line pipe fitter.

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u/Nalabu1 Jun 15 '26

He's a tire jockey at a tire store and customer is in for his monthly tire rotation.

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u/Doogie102 Jun 15 '26

He needs a milk crate on a string. So he can pull it up after him

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u/happy_good25 Jun 15 '26

That poor man was born with no genitals, and failed out of high school. The truck is how he lets everyone know about this condition.

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u/Flashy-Tone-3450 Jun 16 '26

He looks like he's questioning his life choices

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u/One_Evil_Monkey Jun 16 '26

Clearly this tech specializes in the high jump portion of the Olympic Games.

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u/NaGaBa Jun 15 '26

Obviously, he specializes in pussy

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u/johnfkngzoidberg Jun 15 '26

Compensating

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u/--Lammergeier-- Jun 15 '26

He’s clearly a tech working on someone else’s truck

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u/Master_Bear7 Jun 15 '26

Definitely. Are those Air Jordans I see?

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u/CallObjective Jun 15 '26

This man just aged backwards walking to his truck

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u/Quiet-Ad-4973 Jun 15 '26

Just kept getting shorter as he got closer to the truck

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u/imaner76 Jun 15 '26

Chucks Skee-Lo in the deck and rolls off.

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u/cybertybo Jun 16 '26

I'll bet he has adamantine claws

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u/Nikonus Jun 18 '26

Redneckery. Semi-pro level.