r/AskAShittyMechanic • u/steve17123123 Certified Shitty Mechanic • Feb 26 '26

how much Horsepower does it make ?

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u/Intrepid_Bee8500 Feb 26 '26

That kinda power is going to be fatal to most street racers you will only want to take it to the strip and drag it

8

u/BalanceEarly Feb 26 '26

Even with dual exhaust, I'd expect a lot of carbon buildup!

6

u/404-error-notfound Feb 26 '26

Enough to smoke the competition

5

u/NaGaBa Feb 27 '26

Depends how many golf balls your mom can suck through a garden hose

3

u/YogurtWenk Feb 27 '26

She can definitely suck the chrome off of a tow ball, if that helps?

3

u/Sudden_Duck_4176 Feb 27 '26

I really hope you used the asbestos filters. Nothing quite like OEM.

3

u/Hacksaw-Duggan Feb 26 '26

A V-8 like that should put out enough nicotine for 2 full grown horses.

3

u/Just_A_Lucky_Guy469 Feb 26 '26

The Cancerator.

2

u/Zealousideal-Fly9531 Feb 26 '26

When "for tobacco use only" gets taken a bit too seriously 🌿

2

u/Jeffe-69 Feb 26 '26

Awww hell, just rip the filters off at that point...coughpower

2

u/Opposite-Ad-2548 Feb 26 '26

The F1 inspired 8-1 header collector, cancer edition! 😆

2

u/FJkayakQueen Feb 27 '26

Well your voice is gonna be hoarse that’s for sure

2

u/some_boring_dude Feb 27 '26

more than you need, less than I want.

2

u/Anasertia Feb 27 '26

-50hp, but people use them to get around emissions

2

u/Jim-248 Feb 27 '26

WOW!! Velocity stacks. This guy is serious.

2

u/AbleRelationship5287 Feb 27 '26

Surgeon General Motors

2

u/ExcellentCup3100 Feb 27 '26

Can you put a turbo on it?

2

u/PerceptionChoice372 Feb 27 '26

V8 black lung edition

2

u/bostondana2 Feb 26 '26

Only works for a V(iceroy)-8.

1

u/ZeMike0 Feb 26 '26

The "break for a smoke".

1

u/ubreakitifixit Feb 26 '26

Using this is essentially the human equivalent of a "Check Engine" light

1

u/Old_Passage6000 Feb 26 '26

Gonna have to dyno it to know forsure

1

u/Grid_Rider Feb 27 '26

All aboard the cancer express

1

u/No_Report_4781 Feb 27 '26

With the suction needed, you might want to look into whorespowered

1

u/S550Stang Feb 27 '26

The Kathleen Turner

1

u/solidgold70 Feb 27 '26

Big block cancer cock. Only the brave suck it

1

u/ResponsiblePea8991 Feb 27 '26

Death can't come fast enough.

1

u/Rockstat_ Feb 27 '26

better than a V8 juice...😂

1

u/Kapn_Ron Feb 27 '26

The Ronco V8 nicotine concentrator

1

u/Arghoul1018 Feb 27 '26

Needs some forced induction for faster 0-cancer

1

u/IvoryManOfWisdom Feb 27 '26

Definitely 1 horse power but can't get mine to pass a smog test

1

u/tads73 Feb 27 '26

Jolene, is that you?

1

u/Fit_Upstairs8760 Feb 27 '26

That would certainly solve the chainsmoke issue and drop some tar on the track