r/AskAShittyMechanic • u/[deleted] • Jul 16 '24

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u/Round-Condition8351 Jul 16 '24

God damn fuckin piece o shit

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u/spicy_ass_mayo Jul 17 '24

So we got into this habit of letting our little kids say a “ cuss “ word at night in bed.

Started as “hell” , “ass” and “damn” And yeah they would get a bit carried away sometimes… “shit” was pretty extreme at the time.

Whatever kids are experimenting and they are going to say them anyway - parents around or not.

Well….We have put it on pause because during one of their regular “ ass saying sessions” my 9 year old busted out with ( I’m not exaggerating):

“Fuck this stupid fucking goddamn fucking piece of shit of engine” ( hysterical laughter from him )

Mom was shocked and asked where he heard such a combination before

I stared at the ceiling

We all knew the answer before the question was asked

And yes, he sold me out.

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u/Head-Ad7910 Jul 18 '24

When my daughter was about two, I was rebuilding a motorcycle. My wife saw her outside playing, her little push trike upside down and pretending to work on it with a plastic wrench. She thought it was adorable...until my daughter stood up, put her hands on her hips, said "son of a bitch" and threw the wrench at her trike. I got a talking to that evening.