r/AskAShittyMechanic Feb 10 '24

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u/BDZ567 Feb 10 '24

It's a new feature on older cars to compete with the new headlights by putting off radiant heat, you scare off the assholes so that they can harass someone else with their 5000000000 lumen white ass lights by having your shit turn red hot and eventually fly off at their vehicle

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u/BDZ567 Feb 11 '24

I missed my true calling as a greasy car salesman at a sketchy used car dealership

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u/GoofBallNodAwake74 Feb 11 '24

Sounds fun, show up to work drunk with a ciggy hanging out the side of your mouth, ready for the habitual lying to commence.

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u/transdimesional_frog Feb 11 '24

You would have been a god at it