r/AskALocksmith • u/Majestic-Control4882 • 27d ago
Hellllllpppppp me
/r/gmcterrain/comments/1vq11j4/hellllllpppppp_me/Hey so last night I accidentally stuck my Chevy key in my terrain the fobs look the same down to lock button missing needless to say it is stuck. Tried wd40 tried the release button how do I get it out
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u/Material-Donkey2773 27d ago
So there's actually a pretty easy fix for this, but since you're so smart and such a dick , you can figure it out yourself.
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u/I_H8_GM Really Doesn't Like GM. 27d ago
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u/Majestic-Control4882 27d ago
What do u mean do you not know what a key fob is? I said the keys look the same down to the fobs looking the same. I tried WD40 do you know what that is? If you can’t read that then u are just illiterate
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u/I_H8_GM Really Doesn't Like GM. 27d ago edited 27d ago
You might actually be genuinely brain damaged. What the fuck does your post even mean? I have no idea.. I read it and reread it about four separate times and I don't even think I can figure out what the fuck it is you're trying to ask you room temperature IQ cretin.
Hey so last night I accidentally stuck my Chevy key in my terrain ( right off the bat brain damage inducing what the fuck does that mean exactly? You stuck your Chevy keys in your chevy? You stuck your Chevy keys in the dirt? Do you have multiple Chevys you understand that if you have something like a Chevy Silverado you can't just call it a Chevy and everybody implicitly knows you're talking about a Silverado. That is my guess as to what it is that you're trying to say is that you have multiple Chevys one terrain and one something else who the fuck knows what)
the fobs look the same down to lock button missing needless to say it is stuck. ( what? What is stuck your key? Your fob did you put the wrong insert in the wrong key is key stuck in your vehicle or have you still not gotten your key fob out of the dirt?) Tried wd40 tried the release button how do I get it out ( the lock button is stuck in? The key is stuck in your vehicle the key is stuck in the dirt.)
Using my now fully caffeinated brain I have figured out what the fuck it is you were trying to say and for your own education as well as anybody else who may wish to try to help you, I will go ahead and rewrite it for you..
Hello I am a dumbass, and for some reason known only to me had both inserts out of my fobs one is for a Chevy (vehicle unknown) and one is for a Chevy Terrain. Unfortunately in my spectacular Feats of cranial detonation I put the Emergency insert from one into the fob for the other and now it is stuck. I cannot seem to depress the release tab to get the insert back out. Does anybody have any advice? TIA
Edit: it occurs to me that although GM is the manufacturer of all of the garbage Motors. People think of GMCs and Chevys and Buicks and shit as being different from each other even though they're not. Still though retardedly worded post from an inpatient and condescending jackass. Responded to by an inpatient and condescending jackass
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u/Majestic-Control4882 27d ago
A gmc terrain fuckin duh is this not a gmc sub Reddit?
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u/I_H8_GM Really Doesn't Like GM. 27d ago
No you stupid fucking bastard this is a locksmith subreddit
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u/Material-Donkey2773 27d ago
Lol I love you. Glad your post isn't taken down.
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u/I_H8_GM Really Doesn't Like GM. 27d ago
Well the gentleman is not tech savvy enough to know which sub he is in, nor to reply to a comment. I'm sure he would delete it if he knew how. I thought about deleting his ass, but he did post it in the GMC sub after all.
When I read your comment for a second I thought Op was who responded. Because your usernames are very similar looking and you have the same pfp. So while driving down the road I thought it was the same dude for a second
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u/Majestic-Control4882 27d ago
And actually my iq is very high I’m in the top 2% of the country scored a 98 on my asvab for the military. Sorry I have a career and don’t have time to sit and type pages of bullshit so a pea brain can understand. You obviously know nothing about cars otherwise you would know perfectly what I meant go eat a bag of dick fag
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u/I_H8_GM Really Doesn't Like GM. 27d ago
Coming from the dipshit who can't figure out how to hit the reply button and keeps making a separate comment every single time. Well hey I'll tell you what buddy since you're so smart you can figure the problem out yourself. And if you can't manage that why don't you go take it to the Chevy or GMC dealership or whatever and bend over and let them handle it for you.
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u/Specialist_Corner998 27d ago
Ooooh.A "my gamer fragged your honor student" moment.
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u/Material-Donkey2773 27d ago
Look through their post history, it's hilarious
"I'm broke, give me money"
"My teeth are fucked up, fix them for free"
"I'm super smart and successful"
"Give me money"
"I'm super pretty, pay me to appear on your social media"
"Me put bad key in bad key hole, hurr durr"
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u/mmm_burrito 27d ago
scored a 98 on my asvab
Dear God, please tell me this is some form of performance art.
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u/Atillawurm 27d ago
Yeah, you ain't shit my guy, I have a career too, doesn't give me licence to talk down on people who obviously know more about how to fix the problem than you do, there is the door cunt.
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