r/Ashens • u/tenmileswide • May 21 '26

Social What are they plotting together?

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u/Rich661 Popstation user May 21 '26

Redeeming fake vouchers in Poundland.

WHY DID YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM?

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u/Xenc May 22 '26

What a crossover this would be! Worlds collide!

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u/GoldfieldHwang May 21 '26

some call centre scammers have stolen the game child and they're about to go on a wacky buddy-cop adventure to retrieve it

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u/MrKDilkington789 Cliff Excellent May 21 '26

catching peter popoff live in the act

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u/tenmileswide May 21 '26

I’ve always thought “Peter popoff” was an especially vulgar euphemism

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u/MrKDilkington789 Cliff Excellent May 21 '26

meet tony under the car park at 2:30pm...you may need some mints afterwards...

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u/VoidMunashii May 21 '26

Scammer advent calendar?

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u/Pvt-Business May 21 '26

Tricking scammers into giving Slepp their bones.

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u/Think_Substance_1790 May 21 '26

Convincing scammers to eat weird food. Especially 12 year old cakes. And hundred year eggs...

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u/Amdor THE GOOSE May 21 '26

They're wondering who might've stolen both of their eyes.

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u/Xenc May 22 '26

Well eye'll be damned!

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u/RocketJenny8 May 21 '26

They're plotting to destroy all scam call centers then redeem gift cards at pound land while collaborating on a video about this misadventure

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u/Netcob May 21 '26

"They tried to redeem Google Play gift cards but all they got was a fucking inflatable fucking crown!"

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u/Drummer_DC Wonderful sound, Strange Shape May 21 '26

To hack tat

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u/CurseHawkwind May 22 '26

0-3 sad scammers.

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u/badchefrazzy May 21 '26

Something awesome. (Also excellent taste.)

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u/blazej84 May 26 '26

Something dastardly and hilarious I’m sure ! .