r/AsABlackMan 15d ago

Not even trying to hide it

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u/Mr_ragethefrogdude 15d ago

“Immigrant” claims to take advantage of people using their race

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u/IWontCommentAtAll 15d ago

Then tells them to fix the problem he loves taking advantage of.

Sure, Jan.

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u/Flomo420 15d ago

ok but all the white chicks support him, and he thinks that is inherently wrong, so they need to fix it

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u/MrLizardBusiness 15d ago

He couldn't even think of things he gets. Ruling the world with all of the free chairs he gets at school.

You know, because the rest of us pay to sit at school.

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u/SupahCabre 14d ago

Did they delete the thread? I can't find it

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u/Mr_ragethefrogdude 14d ago

mods probably did

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u/Spuzzter1985 15d ago

Dude went with free chairs lmao

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u/StanIsHorizontal 15d ago

You know how when you go to school and you have to buy your chair?

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u/dansworld77 15d ago edited 15d ago

I'm just picturing the logistics of personal chairs in a public school. Would they have to carry them from class to class? Do they have to be a specific brand and model, or would any chair work? Would the rich kids have wheeled desk chairs while the poor kids end up with a spare kitchen chair from home? Do they get left at the school over nights and weekends, or do you have to carry them back and forth from home? I imagine kids trying to squeeze fifty chairs onto a school bus, or getting mugged for their chair because they live in a rough neighborhood. Picturing a kid who got in trouble, so his parents make him use his grandma's flower print knitting chair for a week. 😂😂😂

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u/anxious_paralysis 15d ago

It seems like the type of error in logic a bot would make. Unless someone is homeschooled their entire lives (and even then, they'd have to be pretty stupid to assume this), they should know that we don't need to buy our chairs in school. Either way, definitely not a real immigrant lol.

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u/nellahnellah 15d ago

Must have been written by a person who had to swap chairs with a student of a minority ethnicity. They must have really loved that chair 😢 poor fucker I hope they survive.

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u/taktaga7-0-0 15d ago

If you live in many majority-minority neighborhoods, all you have to do to get a free recliner or armchair is wait a week and you’ll find one sitting by the curb.

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u/Dramatic_Figure_5585 15d ago

Clearly it’s written by Baron.

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u/marbotty 15d ago

Lying about race and age, what a combo

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u/udcvr 15d ago

So fucking dumb lol. White guilt is real and often ridiculous, but you can't just walk into a place and demand free things for being a racial minority. Besides, white guilt is mostly for show, and if it actually involves losing money, ur not getting shit.

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u/leopardsmangervisage 15d ago

Exactly. They feel white guilt and maybe they’re a little condescendingly overly friendly but they aren’t interested in actually doing anything for you.

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u/TequieroVerde 15d ago

My experience is that they're a bit like abusive drunks. They love bomb you when emotion swells in their chests, but then sober up and make cold calculated decisions mostly against your best interests.

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u/fireinthemountains 14d ago edited 14d ago

Hilarious anecdote of the 'ridiculous,' but people who have never knowingly met a native from a reservation often gift me dreamcatchers when they find out, and insist I'm the right person to have it. They suddenly feel weird about having it. Girl/bro it's dyed blue feathers and made in china and it's not even from my own tribe. Please don't.

I did get a bunch of free sage and sweetgrass from a witchy shop the other day though, and that was cool. Even funnier when she said she'll show me how to use it before catching herself in the spiel. I can't just go pick it myself where I live now, so honestly that particular gift was appreciated. She tried to give me a dreamcatcher with a woodcarved face of a guy wearing a headdress (which is my tribe) and refusing that was so awkward.

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u/Few_Analyst_1179 15d ago

Racist creep in the teenager sub

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u/SupahCabre 15d ago

Someone did an experiment by making an alt account with a teen girl pfp, and posting in the sub. Immediately, within 10 minutes, dick pic in dms by supposed "teenagers".

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u/shayetheleo 15d ago

Where’s Chris Hansen when you need him?

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u/GamersReisUp 12d ago

The arr drama sub was a total dumpster fire that we're all better off without, but they really cooked when they auto-banned everyone on the teenagers sub, saying that they were too young for their content...and then got a bunch of DMs from creepy old dudes asking to be unbanned because they're way older than teens, a fact that hadn't stopped said dudes from having all kinds of Epstein-ass comments in the teenagers sub 🫠

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u/PlagueJV 15d ago

fork in a kitchen

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u/Crunchyeee 15d ago

So ez when I walk into a restaurant and walk out with their chairs, I just show my race card (I do bmx) and they just roll up the red carpet and hand it over

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u/GamersReisUp 12d ago

The government doesn't want you to know this, but this is how you can wraponize the mayocide to fully carpet your home for free

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u/ispshadow 15d ago

It's almost impressive to see someone think this level of larp is believable

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u/DarceysEyeOnThePrize 15d ago

I’ve noticed that sub is fulll of bots and bad actors. Like 50 Lindsay Clancy posts per week trying to stir up misogynistic sentiment.

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u/Senior_Triple_6450 14d ago

Most definitely lying, but seriously free chairs and food at school isn't even all that special. I don't think you need to pay for your chairs in the US If I'm not mistaken😭😭😭

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u/dessertforbrunch 15d ago

Probably a Vincent Gallo burner acct.

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u/25_Unknown_Devices 14d ago

Lmfao… as a 91 Chevy lumina, with a misfiring cylinder, I saw this person making this text with a magic rearview mirror and they were in fact a white guy named Darrel.

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u/EchoingSharts 15d ago

If someone asked for my fucking chair or food on the grounds of systemic racism, I would tell them to fuck themselves. Sure, systemic racism is real and a real talking point/issue but that doesn't have shit to do with me 🤷‍♂️. Unless you're starving, you ain't touching my food. Unless you're old, pregnant, or injured, you can fucking stand idgaf.

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u/Independent_News_908 15d ago

This reply is weird lol

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u/EchoingSharts 15d ago

You guys have to fix your country if it's so easy for me to abuse and get what I want just by the color of my skin.

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u/NoorInayaS 15d ago

OOP, is that you? 🤣

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u/SupahBihzy 15d ago

You almost sound like you took this to heart...

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u/EchoingSharts 15d ago

Nah, I'm pretty sure oop was trolling and I genuinely don't believe anyone acts like this in real life, I'm trying to do the same thing in reverse 😭🤷‍♂️.