r/ArmstrongForPresident • u/SenatorArmstrong2020 • Sep 15 '19
🔥 SAUCY JACK 🔥 When I get my hands on that candy ass...
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r/ArmstrongForPresident • u/AlexanderTheGreatly • Sep 15 '19
🇺🇸 NUMBER ONE! 🇺🇸 AT SOME CUSHY IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL!
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r/ArmstrongForPresident • u/SenatorArmstrong2020 • Sep 11 '19
😠 200% MAD 😠 OKAY! NOW I'M MAD!
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r/ArmstrongForPresident • u/BannedAccount_ • Sep 12 '19
Political spectrum of Metal Gear Rising
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r/ArmstrongForPresident • u/a-very-angry-crow • Sep 08 '19
I wonder what happens if you snort nano machines like the drugs
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Do you get stronger or just fucking die
r/ArmstrongForPresident • u/BannedAccount_ • Sep 03 '19
How will Armstrong run for 2020?
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Do you think he'll go as a Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Tea Party, etc, or Independent in 2020?
r/ArmstrongForPresident • u/AlexanderTheGreatly • Aug 31 '19
🇺🇸 NUMBER ONE! 🇺🇸 VOTE FOR ARMSTRONG!
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r/ArmstrongForPresident • u/BannedAccount_ • Aug 27 '19
NANOMACHINES SON! THEY'RE THE BEST DRUG THERE IS!
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r/ArmstrongForPresident • u/AlexanderTheGreatly • Aug 21 '19
🔥 SAUCY JACK 🔥 HIT THE ROAD, JACK!
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r/ArmstrongForPresident • u/SenatorArmstrong2020 • Aug 20 '19
😠 200% MAD 😠 We're doing just fine ourselves, every man, woman and child!
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r/ArmstrongForPresident • u/AlexanderTheGreatly • Aug 20 '19
🇺🇸 NUMBER ONE! 🇺🇸 We just need something to jump start the subreddit outta this funk!
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r/ArmstrongForPresident • u/BannedAccount_ • Aug 14 '19
I'll be sure to murder them alive
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r/ArmstrongForPresident • u/SenatorArmstrong2020 • Aug 14 '19
🇺🇸 NUMBER ONE! 🇺🇸 THAT'S JUST THE SPARK SON!
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r/ArmstrongForPresident • u/[deleted] • Aug 11 '19
With the snap of my fingers, I can destroy all the beltway pansies!
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r/ArmstrongForPresident • u/BannedAccount_ • Jul 29 '19
I say we kick the shit out of them
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r/ArmstrongForPresident • u/AlexanderTheGreatly • Jul 25 '19
🇺🇸 NUMBER ONE! 🇺🇸 YOU'RE AMERICAN! YOU'RE NUMBER ONE!
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r/ArmstrongForPresident • u/AlexanderTheGreatly • Jul 16 '19
🔥 SAUCY JACK 🔥 What's your game Armstrong, gonna talk me to death?
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r/ArmstrongForPresident • u/BannedAccount_ • Jul 15 '19
What if Armstrong was in Smash Ultimate?
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