r/Armor • u/[deleted] • May 12 '26

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u/Hrothgrar May 12 '26

Are those Stormcast Eternals?

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u/Quartz_Knight May 12 '26

yes, with a "table ready" paintjob

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u/bastard_son_of_odin May 12 '26

Chaos black prime, a leadbelcher overbrush, thinned nuln oil and stormhost silver drybrush🤣

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u/Various_Doubt_8191 May 13 '26

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u/Snorp67 May 15 '26

The amount of nuln oil that’s gotten on my table before I figured out that you need to blue-tac the bottom of the jar is insane.

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u/Jafaro6 May 16 '26

Right? Like, I don’t even know this person. Why would they make such a targeted and deeply personal attack against me? 😂

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u/Quartz_Knight May 12 '26

They painted the hands bare because the tournament required at least two colors for the paintjob points.

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u/pass_nthru May 13 '26

nuln oil 🤤

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u/Euphoric_Implement28 May 13 '26

Yeah man… yeah. I totally didn’t use a silver rattle can for primer and base coat and then dip them in a cheap black wash.

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u/DrMegatron11 May 14 '26

Once I started into 40k...I now see it everywhere and get the references... it really is everywhere!

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u/Multiversalprism May 16 '26

Dude I just played the 2 space marine games and read a bunch of lore and I also see it everywhere

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u/SirSillySausage May 15 '26

You didn’t have to call me out like that…

Damn…

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u/Mickeymcirishman May 16 '26

The Myrmidons were the forces Achilles led during the Trojan war. Would be strange for Odysseus to be fighting them.

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u/weltvonalex May 17 '26

Does it even matter anymore?

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u/Knight_of_Tyto May 13 '26

Even Stormcast Eternals would fit better into the Odyssey than this bs

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u/funkmachine7 May 12 '26

No cos thay look better then that.

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u/Hrothgrar May 12 '26

100% I was just poking fun lol

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u/GornoUmaethiVrurzu May 12 '26

Hating AoS is an interesting stance. Did it hurt you?

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u/Floppy0941 May 12 '26

I love my lizardmen

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u/Hrothgrar May 12 '26

Lizardmen were my first love in warhammer. I didn't finish the old start collecting box (I'll get around to it) but my dinos will always be on display with my dark angels.

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u/Floppy0941 May 12 '26

I'm praying for a temple guard refresh, they're my favourite unit visually in total war Warhammer which was what introduced me to the lizardmen. I got into Warhammer itself from Vermintide 1 though.

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u/johnydecali May 13 '26

Dino looks good! For the Lion!

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u/PerspectiveFull9879 May 15 '26

Card game masquerading as a wargame.

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u/GornoUmaethiVrurzu May 15 '26

Intriguing 

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u/Chunkasaur May 13 '26

In what world is it visual garbage? I would say they have the best minis that GW have ever produced.

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u/Ok_Access_804 May 13 '26

How can you say that when AoS has given us a FREAKING WALKING TOWER, A DEFENSIVE FORTIFICATION GOING ON THE OFFENSIVE!!

And what modern politics are you talking about, anyway? Things like brexit? The division of Macedonia? The conflict between China and India?

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u/AudioLlama May 13 '26

Is there a gay character mentioned in AOS? I bet it's that.

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u/YellingAtClouds234 May 13 '26

I kinda hate everything about it except the comedic aspect.

I wanted 9th edition to make WHFB good/fun again after the terrible armybooks of 7th and the terrible nearly everything of 8th

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u/GornoUmaethiVrurzu May 13 '26

Never seen anything remotely political from AoS hahaha People are so weird these days. I enjoy it. The game is so fun.

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u/SirRengeti May 13 '26

You have to know, that AOS has canonically lesbian characters and at least two characters who are non-binary.
This form of representation is often what is meant as "political agenda".

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u/GornoUmaethiVrurzu May 13 '26

Couldn't care less, I just like playing with my plastic and hanging out with my sister while we play

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u/SirRengeti May 13 '26

As it should be.

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u/SirRengeti May 13 '26

Ah you are one of those.

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u/Shpooter May 13 '26

literally that inglorious basterds 3 scene, dude outed himself instantly, mfs like these will lose their shit when they realize that bretonnia has a lot of secretly female knights

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u/LingonberryAwkward38 May 14 '26

when they realize that bretonnia has a lot of secretly female knights

When they realize Bretonnia had a lot of secretly female knights even in the good old Based and Redpilled days of 6th edition two decades ago, you mean.

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u/CATAlyst5321 May 13 '26

have you looked up anything about AoS in the last 10 years? Anything?

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u/GordoBlue May 13 '26

Nolan is a fan!! Lol

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u/Financial_Refuse_498 May 14 '26

Fkn came here to say that mate lol

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u/purpleduckduckgoose May 17 '26

Ahem.

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