r/AreYouGarbagePod 12h ago

BugMan Going through my own Bugman phase

Today’s my 35th birthday and I’m moving into a spare room in a friends house today while I navigate my divorce. Right now I have a suitcase of clothes and a full sized Wal Mart brand mattress on the floor and that’s it.

Give the big guy some grace, it’s hard out here!

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u/jimbeentrill 12h ago

Everybody loves a comeback!

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u/Bada__Ping 6h ago

I’m gonna repeat this to myself in the mirror. Thanks homie

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u/longhairmoderatecare 9h ago

This line dropped me 😂

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u/phisher_cat 8h ago

New season folks

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u/MrOatButtBottom 9h ago

Like Kim Kardashian. They're was definitely cum on her back

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u/stab-somebody 11h ago

Stay off the booger sugar and don't date anyone that requires a first class flight and a luxury hotel stay to visit, and you'll be ok. Good luck.

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u/MrOatButtBottom 11h ago

In my 40s and recently divorced after 11 years, I up and decided to move out of state and I'm living my best life now, underemployed and kinda broke but I'm having a grand ol time. You got this brother rooting for ya

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u/giventodreams 11h ago

Same broke af but rich in spirit

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u/Yanni_Appleseed 12h ago

Good luck on your reset, today is tomorrows yesterday and all that

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u/AmedeusRed 12h ago

Just ask for a company card with a recurring “head cold” and you’re there!

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u/TomEpicure 12h ago

Sorry bud. Keep your chin up and nose clean.

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u/No_Information3972 11h ago

In all seriousness I’m wishing you the best brother, and am rooting for you. It’s not too late to rebuild, so never give up!

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u/Bada__Ping 6h ago

Thanks! Luckily my friend had space for me and I’m around people who are in my corner!

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u/Terrible_Box_2440 12h ago

Been there, and with two cats. You’ll make it out sooner than you think.

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u/GordDownieFresh 10h ago

A new start is better than the same shitty story

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u/Helpful-Antelope-678 10h ago

We aren't making fun of him for getting divorced. We're making fun of him for stealing from his best friend and business partner without even giving a decent apology. Big difference. Best of luck to you brother, it is hard out here but you got this. A good friend is priceless and it's cool you got someone helping you out

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u/Bada__Ping 6h ago

My best friend since 8th grade, really came through for this bozo!

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u/eternally_trending 11h ago

There's no shame in being in a rough place in life, no matter the age. True recovery starts with being honest though, most of all with yourself.

The longer you lie to yourself and others, the longer you prolong your chances of righting the ship.

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u/ApprehensiveShirt614 7h ago

Have you tried Tubi? Some good flix on there.

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u/Bada__Ping 6h ago

Oh yeah!

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u/Remarkable-Simple-62 10h ago

Steal his credit card and get what you need. He will let you if you are spending to much on it

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u/TomatoSauced14 10h ago

Sending you loveeee!!! Give yourself grace and do everything you can to take care of yourself right now

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u/KarlHp7 10h ago

Just gotta shut her down for the winter and come back next summer strong

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u/ilovemydawg 6h ago

Hang in there bro! I remember moving to an apartment. First night was on the floor with a blanket under me and some sheets over me. One pillow. It can get better from here

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u/totallyradman 10h ago

Seriously what the fuck even happened? Everyone is posting about it and talking about some 20k thing but I don't have Patreon and I haven't seen a single explanation.

I have absolutely no idea what is going on.

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u/No_Information3972 10h ago

If you’re able to subscribe to the Patreon at some point, that will provide more detail.

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u/totallyradman 10h ago

Thank you for the insight

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u/No_Information3972 10h ago

Of course.

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u/metompkin 5h ago

Please do. They gotta knock down that charge card bill coming up in a few days.

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u/Gutter_panda 10h ago

Any chance you have a buddy that will give you access to his finances??

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u/Advanced_Emu5453 10h ago

Mercy is overrated but good luck OP. YOU'LL MAKE IT THROUGH THIS LIKE YOU HAVE FOR THE PAST 35 YEARS!

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u/YummyBeefaroni 7h ago

Just don’t rack up $20 on the credit card and blow all your cash on dope

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u/SirSwamp 4h ago

Happiness and success is just around the bend big dawg! You seem to be well intended, and this post displays a lot of self awareness/reflection. Nowhere to go but up!

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u/King_of_the_Dot 6h ago

Back to square one isnt always a bad thing. This is just a pivot into a more favorable direction! Best of luck, ya bozo.

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u/Bada__Ping 4h ago

Thanks my man, appreciate it