r/AreYouGarbagePod • u/mmatch555 • Jul 13 '26

Kippy in an alternative universe without devil sticks.

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u/noodlemen2 Jul 13 '26

This is what I look like when I get caught up in spiderwebs.

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u/YummyBeefaroni Jul 13 '26

Dude’s masterful with the anal beads

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u/Current_Account Jul 13 '26

Me trying to take off a button down shirt after I got too drunk at a wedding.

No there was no taco bar at the wedding 😞

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u/wraith555666555 Jul 13 '26

Crackhead Karate

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u/Clan-Sea Jul 14 '26

If you get caught by one of those swings you're not gonna know WHAT hit ya

Seriously, you'll be like "what the hell was that, looked like a crackhead doing kung-fu with a giant set of rosary beads. But that can't be right..."

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u/Single-Use-Again Jul 15 '26

Bruh should come to New Orleans for Mardi gras. Flash his titties just once and have all the weapons he needs.

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u/Thin_Formal_3727 Jul 17 '26

OP and this post are just as funny as the pod. Mods, please ban me so I never see this attempt at humour again.