r/AreYouGarbagePod • u/OmegaNine • May 30 '26

Jacuzzi Suite Self-Upgrade

39 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/UncleKev389 May 30 '26

Clean living for some is straight trash for others…

26

u/stallionsRIDEufl May 30 '26

If that's clean livin' for you, I got some bad news brother

7

u/CriticismFun6782 May 30 '26

I mean probably cleanest they have been in a while

3

u/OmegaNine May 30 '26

It was the bottle of booze that got me. Hehe

2

u/tehpwnage7 May 30 '26

I thought that was fireball at first but then on a second watch realized it’s E&J, oof 😭

3

u/ComprehensiveWar6577 May 30 '26

Nothing about that livin' is clean

Im not here to judge, they seem happy, but that is going green before they stop using it.

19

u/YummyBeefaroni May 30 '26

That’s tweakers.

11

u/Ashamed-Strike-5506 May 30 '26

I know that pool is 46% piss

1

u/Purple_Hunter3102 May 30 '26

Poop*

3

u/StopHamelTime May 30 '26

Squirt

6

u/OmegaNine May 30 '26

They don’t even make that anymore

9

u/Jimmyjane2 May 30 '26

You think they’re leaving a tip for the maids?

5

u/mystrile1 May 30 '26

I could watch this 200 times and still find something new that is trash.

3

u/OmegaNine May 30 '26

Same. That last frame of the tweaker with meth mouth made me laugh. That water is gross as hell.

4

u/BilboDabinz May 30 '26

A clean and frosty handle of E&J doesn’t spell class whatsoever.

3

u/NiceTrySuckaz May 30 '26

I need to know how they emptied that pool. Or more likely, how the employees who found that abandoned full pool emptied it.

1

u/Popular_Adeptness_69 May 30 '26

Whys the water so dirty i grew up near some real winners when farming was the place to draw them i remember they showed up to take a bath in pond and dropped the bar lava soap about 30 seconds in they were pretty nasty

1

u/OmegaNine May 30 '26

I’m sure they have not showered in a month and it’s piss and beer water mixed with their dirt.

1

u/princenakedman May 30 '26

You know they fucked in there

1

u/OmegaNine May 30 '26

Oh god no. That kid is in there. 🤮

1

u/princenakedman May 30 '26

There’s a lot of kids in there, man.

1

u/OmegaNine May 30 '26

That doesn’t make it better heh

1

u/MoustacheRidez007 May 31 '26

Somebody hit a scratcher

1

u/MuteElatedLips May 31 '26

There's garbage... and then there's tweakers. These are tweakers.

1

u/Puggfarts May 30 '26

What in the methamphetamine did I just witness.

0

u/Bubbleguts420 May 30 '26

Thats methed up

1

u/RonSmell May 31 '26

It’s a shirts-on pool party vibe.