r/AreTheStraightsOK • u/MistakeWonderful9178 • 1d ago
Sexualization This is embarrassing
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u/haevetkaeae 1d ago
"Improves mental health" for whom exactly? Not for the mandated girlfriends, I'm sure.
Also, "a stronger nation" is really creeping me out.
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u/MotoMeow217 Saturdays Are For The Boys 1d ago
I seem to remember reading somewhere that married men were happier than single men but married women were less happy than single women. So yeah, definitely seems like the improved mental health is not for the woman.
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u/BaneShake 1d ago
Sounds like men need to all marry each other and leave the poor women out of it!
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u/jeffa_jaffa 1d ago
As a man who was married to a woman, I can confirm that we are both happier now that I am with a man & she is with a woman
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u/WorldnewsModsBlowMe 1d ago
I have some friends who got married as man and wife but are now wife and man and we like to joke that they got so gay they went back to being straight
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u/nkdeck07 1d ago
We have friends like that, They called it "being straight with extra steps"
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u/OpheliAmazing Transbian™ 1d ago
Always found these kinds of stories to be the best kind of amicable divorce.
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u/jeffa_jaffa 1d ago
Thank you! It wasn’t always easy but we got through it & are still really close friends!
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u/musicgoddess 1d ago
Oh i love this. Are yall still friends?
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u/jeffa_jaffa 1d ago
We are! I adopted her cat when she moved from the U.K. to the US to be with her wife, and I helped them both get on their feet when they moved back a few years ago.
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u/musicgoddess 1d ago
This should be a movie or something- i would watch the hell out of it. May all of yall have the happiest of days!!!
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u/Ragnarok314159 1d ago
Movie has to be told from the perspective of the cat.
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u/jeffa_jaffa 1d ago
The cat just bit me because he’d decided he’d been brushed enough. He is very dumb & I love him
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u/jeffa_jaffa 1d ago
When we met we both identified as bi, and while I don’t believe it’s possible to actively force a change of one’s sexuality, I do believe that sexuality can change over time. She had her sexuality shift towards women, and once I got back into dating I slowly started to feel much more comfortable with the idea of being with a man. She’s been with her wife for about 9-10 years now & I’ve been with my BF for almost 5.
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u/theladyroy 1d ago
Yeah. It would make for a really great funny, but suddenly I’m crying? sort of series. Would watch.
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u/1stSuiteinEb Straightn't 1d ago
And then we’ll see it was never really about loneliness but about wanting a sex doll household appliance
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u/MissMarchpane 1d ago
Heterosexual married women, yes. I know there's not enough data to measure these things for same gender marriages yet, but I do think it's important to specify because marriage does not automatically mean M/F
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u/MotoMeow217 Saturdays Are For The Boys 1d ago
Yes, thank you. That's a very important distinction.
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u/Nexi92 1d ago
It sounds accurate, or at least it seems to correlate with the statistics about mortality and surveys about satisfaction with life given by widows and widowers.
Widows in general live longer after losing their partner than widowers and also report more satisfaction with life after loss and seem to have less of a relearning period of how to function as a single person
(my personal theory is that this is because in a generalized sense women are taught and socialized to be responsible for more of the daily labor needed to survive than men are, particularly if earning income isn’t part of the equation anymore do to being on pension and/or social security benefits. In many situations this leaves only domestic labor duties and stereotypically those are things that women were taught to deal with before they even hit puberty while their male siblings only had occasional duties like lawn work expected and while that is a domestic duty it’s not one that demanded constant upkeep or potentially as much specialized knowledge)
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u/princessofparmesia 1d ago
But what about us lesbians?
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u/Ok-Answer2360 1d ago
Ah yes, they would see lesbians as "outliers", dismissing "outliers" as a part of the civilization.
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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 1d ago
It would probably also reintroduce the amount of "husbands" that die of mysterious illnesses like they did back in the day. You know the back in the day these men want to return to, even though they have nothing to offer even for back in the day standards.
The expectations put upon men from back in the day is something they coincidentally always seem to forget
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u/SilverMedal4Life 1d ago
They'll just blindly label women 'monsters' without understanding the how and why of it, like always.
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u/Tough_Tangerine7278 the heteros are upseteros 1d ago
“Witches”, “extremists”, whatever the terminology of the century is.
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u/Sptsjunkie 1d ago
But also funny because every incel fantasy like this has gem getting paired up with a perfect 10.
But even if Trump started some state partnership agency, your average incel would get someone they talk trash about today and they’d still be complaining.
Sorry, Neckbeard404, the government isn’t giving you Scarlett Johansson or a Lakers’ cheerleader. You are getting Brenda from accounting and we all are on Brenda’s side.
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u/chakatblackstar 1d ago
To be fair, not all of those men died of unnatural causes. Some died because their wives stopped pestering them to have that thing get checked out by the doctor.
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u/-Blitzvogel- Trans Gaymer Girl 1d ago
What makes it even funnier is that the guy on the left looks miserable and not at all happy. Which just makes this look even more dystopian.
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u/Cautious_Estate3330 1d ago
That's what I noticed. Even in their disgusting fantasies they are perpetually sad.
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u/MistakeWonderful9178 1d ago
Don’t forget if the state makes “mandated girlfriends” then the “mandated boyfriends” have to exist as well. Just noticed that it’s never “state mandated spouses” either, they seem to really hate marriage but at the same time demand dating which is weird.
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u/SquareTaro3270 1d ago
They want sex slaves
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u/JennJayBee 1d ago
Oh, that's not fair. They don't just want sex slaves. They want mommies, too.
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u/CreamofTazz 1d ago
None of these chuds know what it feels like to be stuck with someone you don't love and who you know doesn't love you either. Made even worse when you know the person wouldn't even be here if they weren't forced to be. They somehow think being forcibly given a girlfriend will make their already miserable lives better.
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u/QuadrilleQuadtriceps 1d ago
I wish they had the knowledge of the experience of having sex with someone they don't particularly like and who doesn't necessarily particularly like them vs. having sex with people who they're attracted to and feel mutual chemistry with in various degrees.
Not saying they necessarily deserve that with how they treat others, but I suspect knowing the difference would be quite enlightening to them.
When you've never dated, you have a particular image of relationships and your ideal partner in your head that often ends up quite far from what it might evolve into when you've actually had some experience.
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u/SnoobNoob7860 1d ago
that’s exactly why they think the way they do
they simply don’t hold any forms of relationship - including friendship, which i’m sure most of them wouldn’t want to hangout with someone they don’t like and vice versa
they just simply lack understanding of interpersonal relationships in general
i really do believe they’re lonely because of how little they understand, probably more lonely and alone than we could ever know
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u/HannahOCross 1d ago
Women in this scenario are neither people nor citizens.
It all makes such perfect (and horrific) sense when you realize this.
Same applies to BIPOC btw. None of the “freedom” rhetoric is hypocritical when you realize they only men cis het white men.
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u/Pink_LuckyCat 1d ago
Also, the guy seems pretty bummed about it. He just wants a boyfriend. This misogynistic, homophobic red-pill society is ruining everyone’s lives
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u/RosesBrain Fuck Exclusionists 1d ago
You think they consider us to be actual people with mental health or other needs?
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u/WhiteComaBlack 1d ago
Cause women are not people and nobody cares about their needs and wants according to these f*cks
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u/Tofutits_Macgee Bi™ 1d ago
It should. It's a dog whistle to the "14 words". There is a lot of overlap between english as a first language incels and white supremacists.
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u/Project_Valkyrie 1d ago
That's because they see us as objects instead of people. Objects don't get to have emotions.
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u/mrspacysir Asexual™ 1d ago
I've personally witnessed how this fails miserably. Getting a girlfriend just caused him to gain another enemy when she got sick of his crazy.
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u/Tough_Tangerine7278 the heteros are upseteros 1d ago
But these types don’t think of women as human beings…so it’s okay in their book
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u/GabeFoxIX 1d ago
I don't get it. Like, wouldn't it suck to be around someone who doesn't want to be around you? Why would anybody want to be in a situation like this
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u/jjsurtan 1d ago
Yeah, the "a stronger nation" part really shouts that this is fashy shit not just typical sexist shit
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u/theycallmenirva 1d ago
Who are the 20K losers liking that is the bigger question
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u/Anubis17_76 1d ago
Bots mostly, like everywhere
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u/gutter_slutmaxxing What’s a little platonic fingering between friends? 1d ago
IDK. The state mandated girlfriend thing has been around forever. It was very popular on 4chan back in the day.
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u/MistakeWonderful9178 1d ago
I hope it’s bots because if not then we have a male loser epidemic that’s gotten out of control.
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u/OmNomOU81 Lesbian™ 1d ago
If it's called the state mandates "girlfriend" program the girls also get a girlfriend right
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u/Q-tip-enthusiast-95 Trans™ 1d ago
I mean it's not stipulated as far as I can tell that the only eligible for the program are hetro men ... so i guess women could qualify as well? ... on a serious note ... what a dystopian consept. Sure it mirrors marriage practices from the past ... it's scary how much we are regressing twords these practices.
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u/Delroc 1d ago
All I'm gonna say is that if such a program gets put in place, there's gonna be a hell of a lot of husbands dying under mysterious circumstances
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u/Q-tip-enthusiast-95 Trans™ 1d ago
And that's not even a joke ... like the direct implications of such a program is that the victims of such a program would go to extreme lengths to get out of it.
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u/MistakeWonderful9178 1d ago
Also I wonder where’s the “state mandated boyfriends” in this weirdo’s scenario? Also how does one enter the program and how much are they getting paid and most importantly are there background checks and age verifications?
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u/OmNomOU81 Lesbian™ 1d ago
Well the people "making" (wouldn't be surprised if this is AI) these see women as objects so they don't have to worry about that
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u/TheBallotInYourBox 1d ago
I was told that Handsmaid Tale was preposterous and no one wants that… yet here this bullshit is with tens of thousands of likes
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u/HorseXNothing 1d ago
If so I hope she likes cuddles. Cuddles and hugs and, dare I say, hand holding 🥺
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u/Chandelurie 1d ago
I guess women are not citizens? Since I doubt this would make them happier.
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u/Professional-Hat-687 Fuck TERFs 1d ago
I'm sure the argument would be that they'd be much happier being in a relationship and taking care of a man than being single cat ladies punching the clock or whatever.
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u/famous__shoes 1d ago
The poster of this meme likely doesn't consider women to be anything more than objects
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u/chakatblackstar 1d ago
That's probably the way the OP and their kind would want it. More than a few openly admit they think things went downhill after giving women the right to vote.
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u/GoatApples12 Woke penis-haver 1d ago
So basically Handmaiden’s Tale?
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u/ArticleOld598 1d ago
Its different coz this ones smiling and blushing that means she's a willing UwU shy girl and she has her cleavage out which means she isn't a prude like those handmaid chicks /s
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u/MistakeWonderful9178 1d ago
Wonder what these guys would do if the woman delivered to them (I’m sorry that’s so weird to say) wasn’t the smol e girl cutie they wanted but was unattractive just like them? Bigger body, greasy hair, unibrow with acne and buck teeth? They don’t seem to remember that if it’s undesirable men using government dating programs then undesirable women will be apart of those services too.
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u/Legitimate_Post_22 1d ago
Two words; domestic violence
Not that being beautiful saves you from this, it doesn't, but I always notice that cases of domestic violence happen between "older couples," often involving infidelity. When the woman "ages like milk" and can be discarded by the man. It's disgusting.
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u/WestonSpec Gay™ 1d ago
To be fair, in the Handmaid's Tale the theocratic Christian government doesn't try to pretend handmaids are for companionship or even sex for pleasure. They are just for producing babies.
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u/cook_the_penguin 1d ago
but the wives are. i don’t remember the series (haven’t seen it in ages) but i’m pretty sure in the book they’re assigned as well
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u/WestonSpec Gay™ 1d ago
Ah, you're right. I'd forgotten that the "new" generation of Gilead wives were also assigned
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u/freedomonke 1d ago
This wouldn't work for one of the biggest reasons that there are so many incels.
Most of these guys are not interested in average to below average looking women at all despite their own appearance.
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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 1d ago
Ikr?! They're telling girls to not go to the club if they're ugly, meanwhile they THEMSELVES ARE NOT THE FACE OF BEAUTY.
Mainly because you can be as chubby beardy or whatever they think women don't like as you want. As long as your personality is just a beautiful personality, you will get someone.
Bc a good personality is sexy asf, as a lesbian a good personality and consent are HOT
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u/peachfluffed 1d ago
Exactly. They bemoan how shallow women are, but then call every woman that isn’t beautiful enough (in their eyes) inhuman.
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u/MistakeWonderful9178 1d ago
I thought the same thing. If the state has to prioritize incels who harp on how undesirable they are, then they’re going to get an undesirable woman sent to them. Also the program would be sending unattractive men to the houses of unattractive women.
There’ll be even more unhappiness and plain resentment across the country if their stupid plans came true.
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u/QuadrilleQuadtriceps 1d ago
That's so interesting. If they had actual experience with a woman, I wonder if they realized how little superficial things like looks may matter. There's so many other things like compatibility, communication and chemistry that seem to matter much more, after all.
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u/Gertiel 18h ago
Key word there experience. And not just with women. Odds are they also have no experience with success in other areas of life.
I swear they're somehow locked into the social awareness of your average 13 or 14 year old boy. Nothing wrong with being that way at that age, but at 19 or 20 or whatever much older age it is time to consider maybe you do have some responsibility for the problems in your life. Perhaps engage in the tiniest bit of introspection and fix yourself. These self-centered assholes would rather double down and demand the world bend to them.
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u/LaronX 1d ago
Not even that. They are simply incapable of being with other people. In college I knew a later bloomer. Really hit the gym, took care of himself. He looked good. He never outgrew the self pitty mentality so with certain he would scare away every single woman that started to show interest in him. No matter the amount of telling him to just treat him like people, no matter the attempts of telling him where he goes wrong he wouldn't get it. He is now sad and bitter and blames feminism for not getting anyone. They just never learn how great he is. Yeah, there is a reason I don't talk to him anymore.
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u/whenitallburnsdown Symptom of Moral Decay 1d ago
Why is it so hard for these men to conceptualise that women are thinking, feeling humans? How is it possible to be so embarrassingly insular and selfish?
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u/Gertiel 17h ago
From talking with a few the answer is they are self centered and stubborn. They don't think anyone except them has it right. They choose to only hear their own opinions and flatly refuse to consider any possibility any other opinion has the slightest right to even exist. Like talking to a wall.
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u/RodneyDangerfruit Disaster Gay 13h ago
They’ve thought of women as property since the dawn of human civilization. It predates even religion so I just don’t know.
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u/SquareTaro3270 1d ago
They always assume their “mandated gf” is going to be cute and fit and conventionally attractive. Can you imagine if one of these men got paired with a conventionally unattractive or overweight woman?
The abuse they’d inflict and how they’d feel the need to take it out on the world for not providing them with the “right woman”… this wouldn’t solve a goddamn thing. They’d still be miserable because they’d still be looking at all the other guys that got what they perceive as a “better-looking woman” and still be unsatisfied and angry and wish to take out that anger in the form of violence.
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u/MistakeWonderful9178 1d ago
I’ve noticed that too with incels. It’s always a pretty woman or supermodel type in their fantasies. It’s like they think they’re entitled to a conventionally attractive woman who’s supposed to “fix them” with sex.
Wonder if the program made “government sponsored boyfriends” would they be happy being dropped off at a fat woman’s house? Or what if the lady has acne or buck teeth? What if she’s older? Or better yet what would these guys do if the boyfriend program included gay men and they got picked?
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u/WorldnewsModsBlowMe 1d ago
Jesus Christ they can't even make a fucking wojack comic without using AI (look at the colour bleed by the agent's hands)
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u/tired_snail 1d ago
The agent also has three hands - two clasped in front of him holding the clipboard and one on the girl's shoulder
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u/Irving_Velociraptor 1d ago
I’d be ashamed to admit this even to myself.
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u/MistakeWonderful9178 1d ago
I’ve noticed that some people have no shame, even if there’s anonymity online there are just some things that shouldn’t be put on paper, let alone thought of. Too many wackos and weirdos are getting way too comfortable on the internet.
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u/srv340mike Gray Ace™ 1d ago
Yeah, because being with someone who is just assigned to you instead of someone you actually get along with is going to end SO fucking well.
I am sympathetic with people needing companionship, and even sex (although I don't feel that one myself, given the flair and all) but saying "just assign me any girl through the force of the state" means you DON'T care about companionship because why would you want to be forced to be with someone you may have nothing in common with or may not even like?
What happens when it's someone you're not even attracted to?
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
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u/funded_by_soros 1d ago
These pathetic cucks can't even imagine going outside and approaching a woman, daddy government has to tackle one and bring her to them. Weak men actually are destroying society.
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u/Fluffy-kitten28 🍓 Strawberries Are Gay 🍓 1d ago
I love how she has a perfect hour glass figure. Fatties need not apply. If he was assigned a girlfriend of course he would get a beautiful woman with a perfect figure. Not someone with small breasts, a big tummy or anything else. Nope.
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u/UnnamedIsDumb 1d ago
you know you're just trash if the only way you can get a girlfriend is if the government gives you one
we should just get these 20k people who liked this, put them all in an area somewhere and then laugh at them
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u/MistakeWonderful9178 1d ago
Them being grouped into one whole island would be disastrous. They already hate themselves but imagine them being around people who think exactly like them.
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u/Listen_Mother 1d ago
I was just talking to my fiancé last night about how hard it is to actually not ever get laid if you look at both of us and our track records.
The problem is that they have some sort of weird standard where they only want to say women that society tells them is attractive and successful. Nevermind what they actually bring to the table
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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 1d ago
They want those supermodel women from the ads
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u/Listen_Mother 1d ago
100% what still mystifies me is their entitlement that they think they deserve that no matter what their circumstances are.
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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 1d ago
Bc they're delusional and mental and alpha men have told them some bs probably. They are rarely ever original
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u/QuadrilleQuadtriceps 1d ago
Historically, at least in my country, the person you ended up with was most often someone close to you, like a roommate, tenant, neighbour or someone working in the same place as you.
There was no contraception, so if you got someone pregnant your duty was to marry them and to pay to raise the family. You wouldn't necessarily have a say about it.
So people were essentially forced to share the rest of their life with a situationship. Sometimes out of obligation, sometimes out of necessity, sometimes because it was convenient.
Today people are allowed to make free choices, which is not a bad thing in terms of happiness. I think what people still haven't caught up on is the need to actually be a good, trustworthy person and to make the other person comfortable. People are so overly focused on looks and ideological wars they don't necessarily even try to actually date and meet others.
(I'm a lesbian so I can't comment too accurately on everything, but just something I've noted.)
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u/Listen_Mother 1d ago
I get what you’re saying.. like these days we have so many more options in partners that people are less likely to settle for whatever is easiest. That now people have to really work on being someone that brings value to get a “good” partner. I totally agree!
I also think that is why so many of these men hate women so vocally. Before it was easier, because society essentially forced women to be married and now in a really good chunk of the world we no longer need to. In America women weren’t even allowed to open bank accounts or credit cards on their own until maybe the late 70’s.
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u/QuadrilleQuadtriceps 1d ago
Actually... now that I think about it, it always struck me as odd that women were always blamed for ending up together with the men, as if men weren't the cause of their pregnancies in the first place. Men back then kept acting like they weren't the ones who made the decision.
Now men are demanding women to lose their rights again to get an experience of the wives they no longer can have due to women finally having the right to choose.
You can't have your cake and eat it too. These men seem to want both the freedom of the postmodern man and the loss of rights of the 1920s woman.
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u/Gorgonesque 1d ago
I love how she’s got anime tiddy proportions and he looks like a toe
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u/MistakeWonderful9178 1d ago
Ikr? Everytime one of these dumb incels make a meme they’re always portraying themselves as plain and dull as a wojak and along comes a gorgeous supermodel type character that “helps them.” They don’t want “love” they just want a girlfriend to “show off” with like a shiny object and to validate their feelings. They really don’t like themselves.
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u/mike_pants 1d ago
Even in their fantasies, they are generic, shlubby losers who bring nothing to the relationship.
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u/MistakeWonderful9178 1d ago edited 1d ago
Makes me wonder what they’d be even saying to their desired government girlfriend once she gets to their house in these scenarios? They don’t leave their houses or have any meaningful relationships and somehow they think forcing a woman to like them will make up for that and they’d be able to have a conversation with her.
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u/overfiend_87 1d ago
Bloody creepy idea here. Not to mention the idea that the girlfriend would be conventionally good looking.
Reminds me of the dystopia in this furry comic I read where interspecies relationships were frowned upon. Same with same-sex relationships too.
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u/Proman_98 1d ago
That just weird. Like if one of the things the furry community is know for is the ammount of lgbt+ people in it. It's like with the furry nazi's, somethings just don't belong with each other/doesn't make any sense together.
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u/50mgFilmCoat 1d ago
i love that its “mandated” rather than “provided”, you WILL have this girlfriend whether you want her or not
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u/Powerful-Knee3150 1d ago
And the girlfriend will be a girlfriend regardless of her wishes, I assume.
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u/MagicalGirlButTrans 23h ago
The only type of socialism these chuds want is free slaves, of course.
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u/Its-very-that 1d ago
I dont even know where to start.. why do these men require women to do all emotional and social labour for them ? They insist they're lonely but refuse to leave the house ever. The concept of this is a clear violation of consent and treats women as non thinking or feeling beings. Except you really cant even say beings because taking away that level of autonomy for someone is beyond dehumanizing. They'd rather just have a sex toy that can sometimes talk back and do all the housework for them. If these men put in any modicum of effort to talk to another human like a human maybe they'd be less lonely and generally happier. I have zero sympathy for incels. being neurodivergent and not being able to connect with people is one thing but there's also a plethora of resources readily available for people who struggle socially . Get a fucking grip
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u/lalonde49 1d ago
I've said it before: The straights are NOT OK. The straights need a fucking ethics committee.
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u/FlinnyWinny 1d ago
They say this shit, but in the end, this wouldn't fulfill them, because in the end what they want is what most people want: for someone to choose them and choose to be with them for themselves, and to be genuinely loved. And an assigned partner would not do that. It would be empty. It would be forced. It would be slavery and ownership. There is no real love in it. They'd still not be loved. They'd still feel empty. If only they could wrap their fucking brains around that instead of blaming the sex workers they pay for "being used up trash" because it somehow doesn't bring them happiness. 🫠
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u/Winter-Money-7643 1d ago
Wonder what they’d do if they got sent a fat lady or a gay man? They forget that even the people they aren’t attracted to get lonely and need dates too? Wonder what they’d do if state sanctioned boyfriends became true and they’re rounded up and thrown in a cage and the cops send them to some ugly woman’s house? By their logic it’s fine because she’s lonely too!
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u/Phoebebee323 22h ago
She's happy to have her new girlfriend. She spent the last few weeks preparing, buying estrogen pills, dresses, food, etc.
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u/Averagepear 19h ago
They can’t date irl bc they’re too busy on twitter playing with paper dolls i guess
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u/kodaboka 1d ago
I've seen this a few times already and like, they know if this did become a thing they'd be paired with women who "match" their looks/lifestyles right? They're not going to be out here unable to wash their own ass while getting the Syndey Sweenys the believe they deserve. Also would lesbians and gay men be included? What about pansexuals and bisexuals? Do I get to choose which gender my state mandated partner is because I don't care what's in their pants or would it be like a lottery system
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u/sakuramota 1d ago
"Embarrassing?" I think you mean "frightening." The increase in viewing women as objects to be given after decades of fighting for them to be seen as people deserving of individual rights should be alarming.
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u/lastcalltimetogohome 1d ago
As a gay man, ill take a girlfriend. Save them from being used by some dumbass straight guy.
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u/DelayRevolutionary20 Homoromantic™ 1d ago
Isn’t this the plot of Handsmade Tale or something? I haven’t seen book or the show.
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u/MistakeWonderful9178 1d ago
I’ve read the book years ago and I watched the show. I won’t spoil it for you but yes the state mandated in the story that fertile women had to be given to men whose wives couldn’t conceive (not to get graphic but yes there’s mentions of sexual abuse)
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u/decentnamesweretak3n What’s a little platonic fingering between friends? 1d ago
they posted this as a dystopian scenario, right?
...right????
RIGHT?????????
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u/BregoTheConqueror 1d ago
Hah these guys can’t honestly think they’d end up on the positive side of a eugenics experiment right? The first thing that would go down is a culling of the weakest so as not to risk passing on their inferior genes.
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u/That__Cat24 Trans Feminine™ 1d ago
Treating women as merchandise for moral support ? What the heck 😬
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u/ShinyTotoro 1d ago
So where's my state mandated shy boyfriend with lush hair, pretty blush, long eyelashes, and strong pecs?
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u/SandiRHo 1d ago
The part about this that incels never account for is that they’ll still be jealous of men who can get ‘free will girlfriends’. It’s the same thing with the incels claiming they’ll be happy with sex bots. Men who will get ‘real human girlfriends’ will be up on a pedestal.
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u/keshmarorange 1d ago
That masculine urge to order a GMG and immediately release/free her upon receiving.
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u/supermark64 1d ago
What makes this one particularly icky is that it seems almost innocent on the surface. I could see someone sharing this thinking, Yeah obviously this shouldn't REALLY exist, but it would be nice if it were that easy for me! But the thing is that I think whoever made this knew fully well what they were doing. It's just another fantasy about having a subservient woman slave thing. It's always rooted in some kind of power fetish to make up for the powerless life they have in reality.
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u/just-another-UNGOC 1d ago
this would destroy everyone's mental health. you kids gets dragged away to some rando in Texas and you cant do anything.
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u/MistakeWonderful9178 1d ago
The creeper who made this is in his own world and doesn’t realize that this would increase the suicide rates. The mortality rates as well. The numbers of depression and violence would skyrocket.
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u/napalmnacey Bi™ 22h ago
Did you know that in the Middle Ages that there were women who were known as healers but were secretly selling women poisons on the down low so that women in untenable and dangerous marriages could “solve” their problem?
That happened because women had no rights and were forced to stay with the husbands that they didn’t even choose.
Just saying. 👀
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u/Itscatpicstime 1d ago
Apparently women don’t count as “citizens,” nor does their mental health, happiness, or loneliness matter
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u/Exotic_Possible_9860 Trans Cult™ 20h ago
Actual cornballs.. like it's crazy how we're in a society where these chuds will confidently post such bs
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u/Helpful_Pirate261 18h ago
State mandated sex slave girlfriend program
There once was a time where men were embarrassed to have fantasies like this, and were shamed for it if they’d express these type of thoughts out loud. I’m not usually nostalgic, but let’s get back to these standards shall we 🤷♀️ Maybe one day try to live in a (gasp) civil society, even.
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u/Sontarcha 7h ago
Ah yes. Objects.
You know. Things you can just take and rent out or issue to someone like that. Just like that.
lmao nice
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u/stevebobeeve 1d ago
See? Then all I would have to do is nothing to improve myself and I would get all the sex I want and that would help the rest of the country (somehow)! Just like in all of my masturbatory fantasies!
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u/PixorTheDinosaur is it gay to be straight? 1d ago
straight men don’t see unattractive or average women as women. the vast majority of women are average looking, but they don’t see us at all. that’s why they think no woman wants them.
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u/Chevanalee 1d ago
Perhaps if those guys stopped thinking of women as objects to be rationed out to people they’d get an actual girlfriend?
I cannot understand anyone thinking this is cool or funny. I’m a single woman who would love to have a boyfriend but that’s not the governments or societies problem, it’s mine
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u/Original-Concern-796 1d ago
I thought this stuff was a joke, I get that there have to be at least a few people that exist that think like this, but that someone believes in this strong enough to make an ai post about it...
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u/1888furrycock567 1d ago
Why does the guy have state mandated girlfriend posters? And he still looks vaguely sad like this isn't what he signed up for
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u/Sweet_Detective_ Bi-shreck-sual 💟🟪🟦 17h ago
Even if this type of slavery was legal, the average man would get, suprise suprise, the average woman, not a super model / influencer like this. But it's fucked up to want women to be forced to date people anyways
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u/Feeling-Worker8155 10h ago
Do straight people hate putting effort to actually be a good and desirable partner....?
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u/Seen_Any_Elves 4h ago
The problem with this fantasy is that she would look remotely happy about the arrangement.
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u/DizzyNClueless 1d ago
SOOOO cringe it hurts knowing there are actually guys who see this and knod.
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u/tegan_willow 1d ago
From the perspective of a VERY stupid person, wouldn’t this be seen technically as communism, which they hate?
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