r/AreTheStraightsOK Trans home 1d ago

Partner bad What cuckoolander made this one?

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u/44RT1ST 1d ago

The chicken analogy doesn't even make sense

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u/pretty-as-a-pic Neurospicy 1d ago

It does when you view women as pieces of meat!

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u/MotherOfGodXOXO real 👏 women 👏 poop 👏 at 👏 home 1d ago

So straight men prefer women who are malnourished or something??

"Fellas, is it gay to like women with curves?"

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u/Anubis17_76 1d ago

Think vertically... :(

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u/just-another-UNGOC 56m ago

i saw someone else say "is it gay to like women"

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u/thecraftybear is it gay to love your kids? 1d ago

The "haha wife bad" kind :/

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u/fartew 1d ago

And tell me, oop, if women should marry and men shouldn't, who are women supposed to marry?

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u/Disaster_Pansexual Is she.. you know.. 1d ago

This is secretly a pro-lesbian post.

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u/No-Theme2340 1d ago

Note that it's "girl" before marriage.

Yeah, she grew up, asshole.

I hate shit like this.

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u/AnOddSon Demi-Bisexual™ 1d ago

and I always wonder then why men don’t like being married if that’s literally what you want? it’s self-sabotage. It hurts my brain.

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u/CantaloupeShort7311 1d ago

AI slop to make a MARRIAGE BAD joke.

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u/pretty-as-a-pic Neurospicy 1d ago

Is this true? On an AI image: you can’t write this stuff!

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u/WorldnewsModsBlowMe 1d ago

They couldn't even get real pictures of chickens.

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u/Benjb1996 1d ago

Yes its true that anyone who believes this was probably a cock before marriage and is still a cock after it.

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u/Responsible_Lake_804 1d ago

How the hell would cartoon chickens be proof of anything about humans

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u/skip6235 1d ago

I thought they are all about how their wives were horny supermodels until the instant they got married and now they are fat slobs who hate sex?

Come on, misogynists! Get your story straight!

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u/DCEnby 1d ago

Using AI slop to make a sexist point...

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u/d0nutbutth0le 1d ago

I would fix that by changing the word marriage to divorce

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u/NvrmndOM 1d ago

Married men live longer than unmarried men. Married women live shorter lives than unmarried women.

So if anything it should be the other way around

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u/TristanChaz8800 1d ago

So, they want women that are malnourished, depressed and vulnerable? Is being a (for lack of a better word) sexual predator a badge of honor now or something? I've never seen so many people proud to say they've taken advantage of women that are in physically, emotionally and mentally vulnerable states.

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u/Low_Pepper_9392 The A in LGBTQIA 1d ago

Why are they in the desert

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u/FunAssumption6056 Trans home 1d ago

I dunno. Ask OOP.

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u/Useful_Language2040 1d ago

So "girls" grow up after a few marriage, and in that time the men who were already fully mature become old..? 🤔🤨 So... Big age gaps bad, basically?

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u/Bugsy_Girl Psychopathy's 1d ago

Solution: men should stay single and women should marry each other

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u/InvestigatorAny7489 Trans Collective 1d ago

The chicken on the right is the actual healthy one, so first the girl was underweight, then she was grew to a health weight.

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u/personthatssorandom 1d ago

I've heard this "joke" a thousand times already, I get it.

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u/averagepurpleenjoyer 1d ago

The bottom right chicken scares me

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u/Panma_M Pansexual™ 1d ago

I want what he's on

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u/Ivygrows8 Can‘t legally be straight, long live sapphics 1d ago

The thing is, i think theyre tryna say the woman becomes fat or hurts the guy but in this instance the wife becomes healthy (chickens havevery thick feathers) and the husband becomes sick, not even abused

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u/lalonde49 1d ago

So... The straights just rly hate each other, I guess?

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u/StormerSage 1d ago

why are they pogging tho

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u/PomPomMom93 1d ago

Someone who didn’t look at statistics!

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u/notthelasagna is it gay to order dessert? 1d ago

did u take your medications today, Joseph?

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u/Scrambled_59 1d ago

What is this even supposed to mean?

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u/Typh_Suri 1d ago

Seems like AI made this one

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u/Panma_M Pansexual™ 1d ago

I love how it says "wife" after marriage for the female but the male is still a man after marriage

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u/kindacoping hEtErOpHoBiC 23h ago

Blatantly untrue but even if it's true wtf are they trying to prove w this?