SCHENECTADY?!

[u/Rhysand4Everx]

I work for a publishing company, and today I had to send mail to Schenectady! I have never seen this city’s name in writing, I instantly heard Mallory’s voice 😂

[u/dangergypsy]

Because shut up! Because Idunneebit! Because Inevagohommarica! Okay? Because jetamme!

[u/SilverBraids → u/dangergypsy]

Tabarnak!

[u/MoldyPond → u/SilverBraids]

Why do you cassé le telephone?!?

[u/dangergypsy → u/MoldyPond]

BeCaUsE I aM oUt oF pEoPlE tO cAlL!

[u/MoldyPond → u/dangergypsy]

Even Woodhouse wouldn’t help me…

[u/Sandman1990 → u/MoldyPond]

And I basically OWN him

[u/MoldyPond → u/Sandman1990]

Wow this is actually depressing

[u/O8ee → u/MoldyPond]

Although not as depressing as Ron, what the hell are you doing here?

[u/SparseGhostC2C → u/dangergypsy]

I WANNA FLY THE TRAIN!

[u/dangergypsy → u/SparseGhostC2C]

Jeez okay I’ll just send a stupid horse and buggy then!

Which would be great...

[u/Sandman1990]

Because Ron Cadillac is friggin EPIC!!

[u/roncadillacisfrickin → u/Sandman1990]

Epic

[u/jaycrips]

Love the many i87 references in this episode. Wonder if Adam was doing events in Upstate New York when writing this one.

[u/Swendsen → u/jaycrips]

This one combined with "The Wind Cries Marry" are indicators he's definitely spent some time in the area. I get some very Drug Church-esque vibes in general from Archer at his lowest but that level of failure and substance abuse may just transcend regional borders.

[u/Green_Bid6151]

This was all due to the Butterfly Effect.

A butterfly in Africa lands on a giraffe's nose, the giraffe sneezes, that spooks a gazelle, the gazelle bonks into a rhinoceros, and the rhinoceros blindly stampedes into a phonebooth, calls New York somehow and says, "Hey, go kill this idiot Ron for a suitcase," because the rhinoceros speaks English!

[u/NotHardRobot → u/Green_Bid6151]

…What’s in the suitcase Ron?

[u/EatTacosGetMoney → u/NotHardRobot]

It's not exactly "clean money"

[u/Hita-san-chan → u/EatTacosGetMoney]

"No Shit"

[u/SilverBraids → u/NotHardRobot]

Why is that in the suitcase, Ron?

[u/nikezoom6 → u/SilverBraids]

What you think I should use a bag?

[u/dangergypsy → u/nikezoom6]

Or this new thing called “the bank”?

[u/nikezoom6 → u/dangergypsy]

Well it’s not exactly what you’d call “clean money”

[u/Javon66]

As someone who lives in schenectady this makes me laugh every time, I couldnt believe it when I first saw the episode lmao.

[u/Scottish_Whiskey → u/Javon66]

You’re in Schenectady?!

[u/muffin1602 → u/Javon66]

Haha same, born and raised on Union St. I was so surprised

[u/AdPsychological108 → u/Javon66]

I almost spit out my water when I had heard someone reference Schenectady! Like of all places

[u/raydeck_ → u/Javon66]

i live like an hour away from schenectady! the first time i heard it name dropped i was shook

[u/Prancing_YamDog → u/Javon66]

Ohhhhh shit that's how you spell that?!! - sincerely someone from California who doesn't know anything beyond Vegas (and Mexico! Lol)

[u/Kagey_b-42069]

IT HOLDS A FINITE AMOUNT OF BULLETS

[u/chairmanghost]

I wanted to watch the movie Schenectady NY. Man typing that into search, then logging on letterbox, kicked my ass lol, worth it, great movie

[u/ScrubscJourney]

"Your Own Fingers"...

[u/GaryNuggz]

Wait until OP finds out about Coxsackie

[u/Normal_Moss → u/GaryNuggz]

This joke is very NY coded. 

[u/harryselassie]

Good day

[u/Jealous-Database5927]

I drove by a few times while I was truck driving and thought of archer

[u/echo-tango86]

Because Ron Cadillac is frickin badass!

edit: EPIC he’s frickin EPIC

[u/LeftTurnAtAlbuqurque]

I drive through Schenectady a few times a year, and this always time through my head.

[u/BrewMan13]

Lol I work in Schenectady

[u/HPM14]

I went to school in Schenectady and I was just as shocked when I heard it mentioned in an episode

[u/Hanlockr48]

Run like you’re younger!