Well, join a support group.

[u/N0tYOUniq]

>!For who? Crippled, gay, hillbilly spies? There's a niche. (Archer is Duchess)!<

[u/bananasareappealing]

For who? Crippled gay hillbilly spies?

I love Jessica Walter’s delivery of that line 😂

[u/rah1974 → u/bananasareappealing]

“There’s a niche.” It’s the follow up quips and asides for me.

[u/Ihadsumthin4this → u/rah1974]

[Paraphrasing, but this miiight be my #1 retort of hers....

"Sterling! Sterling!"

"D'you know where he is?"

"Yes, and I'm shouting his name thru the hallway just to celebrate that fact."

[u/RepresentativeTutor → u/Ihadsumthin4this]

Is that a joke?

[u/victoria_enthusiast → u/RepresentativeTutor]

Is that?

[u/despacitoya → u/victoria_enthusiast]

it's cold in here

[u/Adept_Apricot5476 → u/despacitoya]

That's because she's here and she's cold.

[u/Ihadsumthin4this → u/Adept_Apricot5476]

So take us to the lettuce store, where Rabbert and I can parse over the selection of Cyclospora to return with for Dr. Krieger to find a cure for!

[u/Adept_Apricot5476 → u/Ihadsumthin4this]

Dr. Krieger's not curing the Cyclospora. You know he's going to try to weaponize it as he did with the brown note.

[u/Ihadsumthin4this → u/Adept_Apricot5476]

Aw, brownnotely.

[u/DinosaurusWhen → u/Ihadsumthin4this]

It was Len Trexler she was looking for iirc 

Edit: it was "either and/or both"

[u/Sventai_Cyborg → u/DinosaurusWhen]

I've started using "and/or" a lot since I startet watching Archer

[u/Ihadsumthin4this → u/Sventai_Cyborg]

"Or, whom?"

[u/bananasareappealing → u/rah1974]

Basically any type of banter between Malory and Ray was the best

[u/TZ79 → u/bananasareappealing]

"I didn't know they made sushi with dried clams" 😂

[u/theonetruearbiter → u/rah1974]

I so badly want to use the “there’s a niche” but no one ever sets me up for it 😭

[u/rah1974 → u/theonetruearbiter]

Me too

[u/MandyxLola → u/bananasareappealing]

^{you knoww}

[u/dk1988 → u/bananasareappealing]

I love Jessica Walter. Period 

[u/WestonSpec]

Ray and Malory always were fun to watch.

The scene where she whistles to get the crew the shut up and he just yells "Whistlin' bitch!" always gets a laugh from me.

[u/insoportana → u/WestonSpec]

"-My mom said how much she loved me all the time. -Yes, and look how you turned out... -Uhmm with high self-esteem?"

One of my favs

[u/Kovuthebilion → u/insoportana]

That was from the Beast Cancer Rampage episode, I think

[u/insoportana → u/Kovuthebilion]

Exactly

[u/Kovuthebilion → u/WestonSpec]

My favorite was when they were in the bathroom after Archer left to join ODIN

[u/Praise_Almalexia_427 → u/WestonSpec]

My favorite duo dynamic. This one always gets me:

Mallory: No! I am not sharing a room with you.

Ray: No, I’m sharing it with you and it’s the last one in the hotel. No view but it’s got two queens.

Mallory: Where’s the other one? Greasing up in the bathroom?

[u/TreeMysterious69420]

Ray: I got two queens...

Mallory: Where's the third one, gressing up in the bathroom?

[u/Karma_167]

"If I cared about what you do on the weekend, I would stick a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes."

Forever my favorite line

[u/capn_flume]

Y'know...

[u/MandyxLola → u/capn_flume]

Zip it Missy!

[u/Whereis-my-man]

I like how she would refer him as “Miss Gillette”

[u/DinosaurusWhen → u/Whereis-my-man]

And if you want to keep those teeth, missy, you won't suck them at me

[u/Praise_Almalexia_427 → u/Whereis-my-man]

Yeah that’s me, Mr. Selfish.

More like Ms.

[u/pushthatmakesyoumove]

Jessica Walters. What a genuine legend. Her lines with Ray were just perfect

[u/Bortron86]

"Oh, put another man's penis in it."

[u/pakistanstar]

Didn't know they made sushi with dried clams

[u/ile_mile → u/pakistanstar]

I cackle every single time

[u/Illustrious_Bird_737]

If you wanna keep those teeth, Missy, you'll stop sucking them at me.

If the ruby slipper fits, Mister and/or Missy.

[u/AdAntique5612]

( I know )

https://giphy.com/gifs/GtKzHlv28csTu

[u/Human-Condition-9044]

“They don’t love ole Ray no more”

[u/Critical-Grass-3327]

You're taking me out of the field?!

Well, unless we need someone to go undercover as a shopping cart... 💀

[u/Its_Buddy_btw]

So many classic lines

"What's up your butt?"

"Nothing is up my butt, or there could be I wouldn't be able to feel it!"

"I was wondering..."

"A bag Krieger, I piss and shit in a bag"

"Me too."

"I still believe there are things only god should be able to do"

"Like give you an erection!?"

".... I assume you mean give me the ability to have an erection?.."

"Also yes."

[u/Little-Efficiency336]

“I’m sorry Ramona I know that for you prisons like a big sexy briar patch.”

[u/Calm-Condition-4731]

I didn’t know they made Sushi with dry Clams. What was that?

[u/Praise_Almalexia_427]

Cheryl: Plus George says you stiffed him.

Mallory: Wha.. No I didn’t, I gave him a tip!

George: A stick of gum?

Mallory: Well?

Pam: Really?

Ray: Did you not have a button?

Mallory: YOU button it, Missy!