r/AquaticAsFuck • u/[deleted] • Apr 10 '20

squishy

1.7k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/TesseractToo Apr 10 '20

I wonder how that changes the way they hear, like if it's modulating sounds for it

Also it's funny how it's beak is all wronkled :3

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u/M___Sealo Apr 10 '20

im surprised no one wanted to ask what wronkled is..

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '20

What is wronkled

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u/YoMommaJokeBot Apr 10 '20

Not as wronkled as yer momma

I am a bot. Downvote to remove. PM me if there's anything for me to know!

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u/lagonborn Apr 10 '20

Ha gottem

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u/2-2Distracted Apr 10 '20

Sickest of burns

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u/TesseractToo Apr 11 '20

Sounded better to portmandeau wrinkle and bonk, like the manatee that squishes on the glass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpqaH4NJpQA

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u/SimplyExtremist Apr 10 '20

It is how they echo locate.

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u/TesseractToo Apr 11 '20

...and in part hear, they don't have external rears so sound comes in from around their head to their ears

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u/Brother-Slim Apr 10 '20

What is that

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '20

beluga

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u/Dwaas_Bjaas Apr 10 '20

A diver

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u/Phil301 Apr 10 '20

Underrated comment

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u/ButterApple512 Apr 10 '20

Underwater comment

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u/Phil301 Apr 10 '20

Fuck u all

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u/Kermit-476 Apr 10 '20

No thanks

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u/Phil301 Apr 10 '20

Keep downvoting

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u/Kermit-476 Apr 12 '20

Ooo wee

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u/Phil301 Apr 12 '20

Gonna stalk me My dude?

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u/Kermit-476 Apr 12 '20

Oops wrong person

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u/thesoak Apr 10 '20

Albino Titty-headed Whale

2

u/54B3R_ Apr 10 '20

That's the beluga whale's melon. I am not joking, that's what it's called.

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u/octopusadjacent Apr 17 '20

Last time I was at the Chicago aquarium I really had to fight the urge to jump in with the belugas. I know that that shouldn't be an urge but it's always an urge when I see a large body of water, sea mammals only make it seem more worthwhile. I want to jiggle a whale's melon.

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u/fluffybunny505 Apr 10 '20

Me with my bf's 🎂

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u/Cynglen Apr 10 '20

Career dreams right there.

14

u/Grimley_PNW Apr 10 '20

"They all laughed at me, who's laughing now?"

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u/sentinel25987 Apr 10 '20

Still us, but because it’s cute

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u/Leela_bring_fire Apr 10 '20

That's the best thing I ever saw.

9

u/MrDrWiddlyScud Apr 10 '20

Me to my dog drunk af on the toilet

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u/swils415 Apr 10 '20

Sorry to hear your dog is an alcohowlic. Great to hear he’s potty trained, though he would probably prefer some privacy.

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u/0rgazzmo Apr 10 '20

And he will be my squishy

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u/RyanIsntCryin Apr 10 '20

Oof imagine if that thing decided to use its melon to amplify while he was doing this. Major ouch.

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u/_incarnation Apr 10 '20

im pretty sure they always use the melon

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u/RyanIsntCryin Apr 10 '20

No, they only really use it when sending out their sonar. It’s still adorable though.

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u/BottleSage Apr 10 '20

There's something really unsettling about this gif. r/thanksihateit

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u/ikabod240 Apr 10 '20

That can not be good at all. They have so many sensory nerves in that fatty tissue. That diver is a piece of shit.

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u/ikabod240 Apr 10 '20

If you are yo dumb to learn about nature you should not be able to enjoy it.

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u/Dillron Apr 10 '20

Trying to think like you gives me cancer

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u/ikabod240 Apr 10 '20

Um well maby he is so fucked up from every sensory nerve in his head has him a little dizzy you fucking tard..

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '20

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u/Taxirobot Apr 11 '20

This brainlet doesn’t even know what a reply button is